Topic: Only God Forgives

How To Talk To A Film Snob About The Cannes Film Festival

The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicks off today and runs through May 26th. You may find yourself standing next to a film snob at a cocktail party within the next couple of weeks. This can be a tricky conversation to navigate if you own, say, fewer than ten Criterion Collection DVDs. I’ve got your back at this stressful cinematic time. Just follow these fool-proof rules and memorize some sample dialogue about this year’s movies, and you can handle any challenge a film snob throws at you. Yes you Cannes! Yes you Cannes! More »

Ryan Gosling Will Probably Scare You In The Red Band Trailer For Only God Forgives

For a man who gives us butterflies in our stomachs by consistently being the nice guy in real life, Ryan Gosling is pretty good at being scary. He spends most of the trailer with an emotionless face, whether he’s dragging someone down a hallway in a not-so-comfortable way or sitting in a restaurant booth watching a fight. More »

Video: Here’s The First Trailer For Only God Forgives, The Movie Ryan Gosling Gets Beaten Up In

When I first saw the gruesome photos from the new Ryan Gosling movie Only God Forgives, I was somewhat shocked: why would anyone want to mar my beloved Baby Goose’s beautiful goose face with nasty bruises, real or fake? However, I quickly got over my revulsion, because a movie where Baby Goose settles a dispute via violent gangster means just sounds hott, at least if my weird lady boner through much of Drive is any indication. More »

Ryan Gosling Continues To Make A Bloody, Beaten Face Look Hawt

I don’t mean to go all 1980′s Dream Phone on you, but I could look at these photos of him with blood dripping down his face all day long. Add in the bruises and OMG, there goes my weekend. More »