Topic: One Direction

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

Battle Of The Celebrity Tattoos: Harry Styles Vs. Justin Bieber

Kids these days and the things they put on their bodies, am I right? It’s like they think they’re a sheet of notepaper and they just go ahead and doodle accordingly. Except these aren’t the endearing love notes or adorable sketches of my day, when we had to walk five miles in the snow, uphill both ways, just to check our emails and go on our Tweeters! No! More »

Call The Doctor, Because Harry Styles Is Accidentally Dating Someone His Own Age

Is there a doctor in London to be had? Does anyone have a medical license, because I need you to rush to Harry Styles‘ side, as something is obviously wrong with him. After years of dating only older women, preferably in their thirties and involved in pre-existing relationships, Harry is accidentally dating someone his own age — nay, even younger! More »

Crushable’s Guide To Finding The Right Summer Movie For Your Mood

Crushableâ��s Guide To Finding The Right Summer Movie For Your Mood

Summer is almost here, and since most of the good TV shows go on hiatus in the summer, what else are you going to do but see movies? Summer movie season can be daunting, but lucky for you Crushable is here to help you plan out your viewing according to mood. Because sometimes you’re in the mood for a guilty pleasure, and other times you want to walk out of the theater feeling like a smartypants. More »

Harry Styles And Kimberly Stewart May Be A (Really Gross) Publicity Stunt

I have some good news for you, screaming rabid teens of the world — apparently the relationship between Harry Styles, 19, and Kimberly Stewart, 33, is a publicity stunt. Hurray! Huzzah! Let the horns of One Direction sound out loud and long, as all the court’s jesters do a merry jig and call the country to order. (That’s how they talk in merry old England, right? I just want to make sure my writing style is accurate.) More »

Pull It Together, Teenagers — Harry Styles Almost Trampled By Mob

Okay teenage girls of the world, and particularly of France, it is time to pull it together, because you almost trampled a human to death. Why do I care about people throwing their bodies around willy-nilly an ocean away, you ask? Because in this case, the almost-tramplee in question is one Harry Styles. More »

Forget One Direction, Here Are The 5 Girl Groups You Should Know Now

It’s safe to say that, in 2013, boybands like One Direction and The Wanted are back in full force. Now that ’90s music is getting a 2013 makeover, we think it’s time for a new kind of band to make a comeback: girl groups. More »

Weekend WTF: Harry Styles Is Dating Kimberly Stewart? What The What?

Hold the phone – Harry Styles was holding hands and making out with Kimberly Stewart? Wait, who is Kimberly Stewart? Rod Stewart’s daughter? Benicio del Toro‘s rando 33 year-old baby mama? Why did I just say “baby mama”? I hate … More »

Yawn: The 2013 Billboard Music Award Nominations Include All The Usual Suspects

If you skipped your morning coffee and were hoping that the 2013 Billboard Music Award nominations (or “finalists,” as they call them to confuse us) would wake you up with some surprise contenders, you should probably just make a Starbucks run, because this is the Sleepytime Tea of award shows. More »

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Inquiring Minds Want To Know, Is Harry Styles Dating A Stripper Or Ke$ha?

Here’s a question I never thought I’d ask myself: Is Harry Styles dating a stripper or Ke$ha? Both? Neither? I demand that these rumors be cleared up so I can sleep at night. More »

That’s Gotta Hurt: Harry Styles Gets Back At Taylor Swift By Saying Her Name At A Concert

In a move that will be overanalyzed all day by people too old to care, Harry Styles struck back at his ex-girlfriendish Taylor Swift by saying her name aloud during a One Direction concert. More »

Harry Styles’ Best Friend From High School Makes Me Understand The Appeal Of Harry Styles

Harry Styles’ best friend from high school recently came out with some info on Harry’s teenage years including a crush on T.Swift and love of deep fried beef. More »

The Wanted And One Direction Get Into A Twitter Fight, Force Their Parents To Ground Them For A Week

While you spent your Sunday night doing mature adult things, the boys of One Direction and The Wanted got into a Twitter fight that reminded me of a “your momma is so fat” diss-off I had with a friend in 3rd grade. (For the … More »

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Harry Styles Either Is Or Definitely Is Not Recording Solo Material

Big news, guys! Harry Styles either is or isn’t or definitely isn’t or maybe might but isn’t sure, or has already finished…writing new material for his own solo record. Cheerio, wot? Wot’s this, old boy? Aren’t you already in a band, my lad? It’s called One Direction, innit, and ain’t you a pretty important cog in that machinery? More »

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