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22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More »

Jason Sudeikis Doesn’t Know If He’ll Return To SNL, So That’s Really Helpful

Jason Sudeikis Doesn't Know If He'll Return To SNL, So That's Really Helpful

He confessed this on The View, where Barbara Walters was all, “What the hell’s going on with you and SNL, dude?” And Jason was all, “Blah blah blah non-answer, blah blah blah.” And Barbara was all, “You better answer my question, good sir,” and Jason was all, “I sincerely don’t know at this point.” That last quote was real. The other ones just happened in my head. More »

People Like Us Are Not People Like Me Because I Take Airline Fees Very Seriously

People Like Us Are Not People Like Me Because I Take Airline Fees Very Seriously

As far as heartwarming movies go about long lost siblings who rediscover themselves while finding out about each other,  People Like Us hits the sweet spot. Selfish man goes to selfish father’s funeral. Selfish father’s lawyer tells selfish man he has a half sister. Half sister is a total mess, but a loving single mom. Selfish man enters their lives, changes them permanently and they all live happily ever after. I think we all know this story. Tale as old as time. Or at least as old as men cheating on their wives and secretly funding second families. More »