Topic: old people

Sex On The Wire: Blowjobs Give You Head Cancer

Sex On The Wire: Blowjobs Give You Head Cancer

• Oral sex now puts you at a higher risk for developing HPV-related neck and head cancer. Head cancer? Sure. Which is an awesome new excuse for us not to give you a blowjob. Thanks science! (US News)

• German brothels are now catering to the elderly. Wonderful, now I know what to get grandpa for his 80th. (Nerve)

• Women care more about text messaging than men. But that’s how else are we supposed to communicate with you when you’re watching the game? Right ladies? (Switched) More »

Grandma Loves Lady Gaga – True story: One of our grandparents recently said they liked Crushable, but didn’t understand a lot of what we wrote about and wished “we had more news about Clark Gable.” Consider this video our attempt to meet you in the middle, Nana. (via Vulture)