Topic: Octomom

Infamous With Taryn Southern: Top 5 Remarkable Celebrity Vaginas

Infamous With Taryn Southern: Top 5 Remarkable Celebrity Vaginas

Vaginas aren’t really something gals talk openly about. Which is why this 2011 NY Magazine headline caught my eye. A woman who managed to stuff 54 bags of heroin (amongst other things) in her lady bits?? Yep. It’s true, and you’ll just have to watch my latest music video to get the full story, but it got me thinking – what about celebrities who openly discuss the power of their V? More »

Naked Octomom Dubbed OctoMILF, Insulting Hot Moms Everywhere

Naked Octomom Dubbed OctoMILF, Insulting Hot Moms Everywhere

OctoMILF: It’s one of those words you wish you never heard in the first place. But we’ll be hearing a lot of it in the coming weeks thanks to porn studio Wicked Pictures, who’s produced a “self-pleasure video” of famed Octomom Nadya Suleman. Called Octomom: Home Alone, it’s slated for online release June 20 and is sure to satisfy many viewers with a mommy fetish.

And, trust me, the stills we checked out on TMZ don’t hide the fact that Suleman is a mother of 14 (!). In several photographs, darling little onesies dangle from a clothesline; in another, Octomom irons a shirt while simultaneously cooking, just like all good moms do. More »

10 Things I’m Not Sorry I Missed While Away On Vacation

10 Things I'm Not Sorry I Missed While Away On Vacation

So I just got done with two weeks of traveling around Europe, during which time I read nothing but various leftist newspapers that my boyfriend would leave lying around our couchette as we took romantic train rides to and fro across the land. As you can imagine, the first thing I did when I got back to civilization was catch up on all the important news I missed, like what Kim Kardashian has been up to. To my extreme shock and awe, many of these things were dumb, worthless and/or otherwise utterly missable. Here are ten news items I’m not sorry I missed while visiting all of my international comrades. More »