Topic: Noah Cyrus

Noah Cyrus Is Following In Miley’s Partying Footsteps, But We Should Really Be Blaming Her Parents

Noah Cyrus Is Following In Miley's Partying Footsteps, But We Should Really Be Blaming Her Parents

According to the latest reports, Miley Cyrus’ 14-year-old sister Noah Cyrus is ready to become a wild child just like her big sister, clubbing included. I think we can all probably agree that’s not such an encouraging prospect. But instead of blaming Miley for being a bad influence — even though she clearly is — we should probably be looking to their parents to take a little responsibility. More »

If Billy Ray Can’t Have Miley, He Guesses He’ll Settle For Noah Cyrus

If Billy Ray Can't Have Miley, He Guesses He'll Settle For Noah Cyrus

I used to think I was kidding when I said that Billy Ray Cyrus had a crush on his daughter, Miley Cyrus, but the more interviews I read with him, the more I think I’ve really hit the nail on the head. I don’t even mean it in a romantic way, just that he has some kind of stars in his eyes that prevent him from seeing her in a parental way and keep him fawning and drooling over her instead. More »

Miley Cyrus’ Sister Noah Stole Justin Bieber’s Clothes, But Shhh, Don’t Tell Anybody

Miley Cyrus' Sister Noah Stole Justin Bieber's Clothes, But Shhh, Don't Tell Anybody

I feel like we don’t as a society pay enough attention to celebrities’ younger siblings. They’re very interesting and oftentimes mysterious, but we can tend to ignore them. Take, for instance, Miley Cyrus’ 13-year-old sister Noah Cyrus, who appears in the May 2013 issue of Teen Vogue. The same issue that features Justin Bieber on the cover. The same Justin Bieber whom Noah gushes about in the magazine. More »

It’s Opposite Day with ‘The Hunger Games’ Casting!

It's Opposite Day with 'The Hunger Games' Casting!

Lionsgate continues to confound us with its casting choices for the March 2012 adaptation of The Hunger Games. Since this epic story comes to us in a book, each of the thousands of readers has a specific view of what each character should look like, yet you would think that there would be enough similarity for an actor to satisfy most fans. But instead, the movie’s casting directors seem to have chosen actors — Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson — who look the complete opposite from their characters’ physical descriptions. We’ve decided to help out and provide actors who may have the chops to play these characters, but look nothing like them. More »

Dear Billy Ray Cyrus: It’s Too Late To Regret ‘Hannah Montana’

Dear Billy Ray Cyrus: It's Too Late To Regret 'Hannah Montana'

Billy Ray Cyrus is mourning the loss of his little girl’s innocence all over the Internet today, saying that if he could, he’d go back in time and stop Hannah Montana from happening. He blames Miley‘s handlers for her current wildchild behavior (see: Salvia video, dating older dudes, etc.), and claims he was left out of the loop for much of the time she spent on the show. About skipping Miley’s 18th birthday party, held at the LA bar Trousdale, Billy Ray said:

“You know why I didn’t go? Because they were having it in a bar. It was wrong. It was for 21 years old and up . . . all them people, they all wanted me to fly out so that then when all the bad press came they could say, ‘Daddy endorsed this stuff.’ I started realizing I’m being used.”

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