It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More
Topic: Nicole Polizzi
You don’t think you want to watch this video of Snooki giving birth, so why are you clicking on it? A: YOU TOTALLY DO. More
Even though Snooki‘s son Lorenzo is only three months old, she’s already to pop out a second one. Even worse, the baby fever has spread to JWow because she says Snooki ‘makes it look easy’. Oh boy. What an excellent reason to procreate, ladies. More
I never thought I’d say this, but I learned a lot from those Jersey Shore guidos and their terrible decisions. More
In this last season of Jersey Shore where so many cast members disappointed me by pulling it together, Paula Pickard stood out like the shining, hot-mess star that she is. Nut cake and all. More
When I’m right I’m right, and when I’m wrong I’m really wrong. And I was really wrong about Paula Pickard from Jersey Shore. Crazy wrong. More
Eight simple rules for hosting a Jersey Shore-style Shore Shower that even Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi could be proud of. (Hint: don’t forget to invite your former smush-buddies.) More
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino dumped his girlfriend Paula Pickard last night on Jersey Shore, and I have never been more baffled by a break up. More
Don’t be sad, Snooki. Most people have to get brutally murdered to have a law named after them. More
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When asked who he preferred between Honey Boo Boo and Snooki, Mitt Romney chose Snooki, proving he’s unqualified to lead this country. More
Since giving birth to her son Lorenzo, Snooki has been busy on Twitter posting updates about breastfeeding, cuddling her baby, and about how happy and â€śblessedâ€ť she is to be a new mom. The Twitterverse is responding to these updates by suggesting that Snooki kill herself, or that she kill her baby. More
I was worried, but it looks like everybody came through because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s new son Lorenzo Dominic with fiance Jionni LaValle was born this morning, and thus has a different birthday than me. More
Clearly, whatâ€™s happening here is Jessica Simpson, Snooki, and that other woman who I canâ€™t remember the name of arenâ€™t taking their birth control until all woman can take birth control discrimination free. More