Topic: Nicolas Cage

Video: The Nicolas Cage Song

One time my friend Ricky and I were trying to think of the quickest way you could show that a character in a movie or TV show was insane. We decided the best thing would be to show the person’s room covered obsessively with pictures of a random movie star that no one would ever be obsessed with. After bypassing the obvious (Steve Buscemi? Willem Dafoe? Peter Falk?) we landed on Nicolas Cage. And then realized that Nic Cage probably has a ton of posters of Nic Cage decorating his New Orleans ghost mansion and German castles. He wakes up every morning, drinks his cup of cocaine, and just stares at his Vampire’s Kiss premiere stills, using them instead of a mirror. I love you so much, Nic Cage. This is for you. More »

Fan Fiction: How Nicolas Cage Stole Christmas

Every actor down in Hollywood liked Christmas a lot,
But the Nicolas Cage, who lived in a repossessed German castle, did not.
Nic Cage hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. More »

Nicolas Cage Freaks The Hell Out At Romanian Nightclub – But what you don’t understand is this is all part of his plan to stop international crime. (Videogum)

Gallery: ‘Green Hornet’ Paris Premiere Rekindles Christoph Waltz Obsession

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Wow, we had totally forgotten that Christoph Waltz was going to be in Michel Gondry‘s Green Hornet. Maybe because the commercials don’t show him at all, since they were probably cut during the time when Nicolas Cage was supposed to play the bad guy? Who knows. More »

Video: The Ultimate Nicolas Cage Mashup

I’m obsessed with Nicolas Cage, and I don’t care who knows it. I’ve written articles before explaining how I think the Coppola-familiar is actually in on the joke of Nicolas Cage, and how, while his role-choices may be dubious, his acting ability is beyond question. People point to The Wicker Man, National Treasure, Knowing, and countless other “awful” Cage films to support their cause, but I counter with Adaptation, Matchstick Men, Moonstruck, and Leaving Las Vegas. More »

Nicolas Cage Wants Evil-Doers Everywhere to Beware – For some awesome reason, Nicolas Cage is avoiding all this talking about him owing a Nevada bank millions so he can make speeches about ending organized crime. The end of Leaving Las Vegas and the beginning of Kick-Ass! – (BBC)

Crush Links: Kim Kardashian’ Louboutins Caused Some Blood, Not Tears

• Kim Kardashian‘s heels were killing her at her recent birthday party: the spiky Louboutins cut into her feet and made her fall. A fashion martyr! (People)

• Beyonce‘s mom says rumors of her daughter’s pregnancy have been greatly exaggerated. (Just Jared)

• Tavi totally knows what’s in Christine O’Donnell’s closet right now (besides a sacrificial goat). (The Frisky)

• Sexy Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates his team’s recent win by taking off his shirt. (Goal)

• He may be joking about the featured phoenix from the video, but the ideas for Kanye‘s video Runway came from a very dark place. Specifically, the Taylor Swift incident at the VMAs. (MTV) More »

Is Everyone Sad That Jay Baruchel Looks Like A Schlub?

Jay Baruchel hit the Barcelona premiere of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice slightly under-dressed. Alongside him, Nicolas Cage, Jerry Bruckheimer, Alfred Molina and Jon Turteltaub look rather confused and/or sad.

Casting ‘Babysitters Club: The Movie’

Kids’ book-turned-movie Beezus & Ramona opened this past weekend to less-than-stellar box office results, coming in a dismal sixth place. Even The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, starring Nic Cage’s cheapest toupee, did better. It got us thinking about another iconic book series … More »

What We're Reading:

Inception wins weekend box office – While the movie was frustrating as hell, we’re not surprised. Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage‘s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice peaked at No. 3. (via MTV.com)

Sneak Peek: Extended Clips From ‘Sorcerer’s Apprentice’

Jay Baruchel may think he looks like a drug addict, but you can see for yourself in his new movie The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, which debuts in theaters today. If you can’t make it to the movie theater right this second, … More »

Crush This: ‘Inception’ Will Mess With Your Head, ‘The Hills’ Ends

Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV. We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. This week, the last of … More »

Preview: ‘Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ Sneak Peek

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, a live action film loosely based off of that famous Mickey Mouse short from Fantasia with the dancing broomsticks, hits theaters next week. But you don’t have to wait that long to see a scene that explains … More »

Gallery: Danielle Staub And Kids Hit ‘Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ Premiere

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Among the stars of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice — including Jay Baruchel, Nicolas Cage and Alfred Molina — Real Housewives of New Jersey troublemaker Danielle Staub stopped to pose on the red carpet along with daughters Christine and Jillian and her … More »

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