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22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

22 Celebrities Who Make My Fireworks Go Off

Since I’m positive that we’ve now formed a judgment-free, impenetrable trust circle, I feel comfortable admitting that I’m too terrified to ever handle fireworks (I also am very fond of all ten of my fingers, so there’s that). That’s why my favorite kind of celebrity is the kind who is so smokin’ hot that they could literally set a firework off. Here are the 22 celebrities who make my fireworks go off. Is that a sexual euphemism or do I literally carry around fireworks and ask random celebrities to set them off for me? No one really knows for sure. More »

Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally’s Relationship Is What I Want For My Life

Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally's Relationship Is What I Want For My Life

Is there some kind of seminar that Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally run to teach people how to have relationships exactly like theirs? Because if so, I wanna take it. The way that these two talk about each other and their relationship tickles my funny bone and warms my heart and twiddles my jealousy nerves all at the same time. It’s a magical sensation that feels kind of like sneezing while you’re eating a pie, but in a good way. Don’t worry about it. More »

The Critics’ Choice TV Awards Made Some Great Choices, But Where’s Nick Offerman?

The Critics' Choice TV Awards Made Some Great Choices, But Where's Nick Offerman?

I’m so used to reading through TV award nominations and continuously groaning over all the underrated people who were left off the list. With these nominations, I only groaned a couple of times, which was really weird for me. In fact, I spent a lot more time being excited about the underappreciated names that popped up. Except we need to talk about Nick Offerman’s absence. More »