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There’s nothing more frightening in the entire world than a One Direction fan. Between their determination and their devotion, I have no doubt that they could kill you if provoked. Maybe even unprovoked. More
In news so exciting that I just legally changed my name to Niall Horan, the new One Direction music video for “Live While You’re Young” is finally here. More
Despite the fact that Simon Cowell is old enough to be Demi Lovato’s estranged great-uncle, he flirts with her as if they’re peers. More
Fabulous news for everyone who believes in traditional families! Last night Katy Perry kissed Niall Horan from One Direction at the 2012 VMAs.Which we all know means that she’s now pregnant with his child. While this news came about 5-18 years sooner than I expected for Niall, I’m still thrilled to hear he’s going to be a father. More
The men of One Direction continue to redefine modern music with every single performance they do. Tonight’s rendition of “One Thing” at the 2012 VMAs was no exception. More
In fabulous news for Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne, their new song “Live While We’re Young” just broke records for the fastest selling single in pre-order history. Yep, let that sink in. More
Zayn Malik learned the hard way that just because fellow One Direction bandmate Harry Styles can convince married women to cheat on their husbands, doesn’t mean that he has that power too. More
We’re not surprised at the rumors leaking into the states that Harry Styles used his performance to seduce the Queen. That he locked eyes with her and wordlessly convinced her to remove her bra and wave it in the air. More
I just read a fascinating article about how the man-boy-toys of One Direction — Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik – figure out which girls to date. It’s #romantic, it’s #endearing and it makes me feel the need to switch my Twitter handle to @OneD4Lyfe69. More
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And to think that I woke up today believing it to be just another ordinary Monday. It’s unfathomable to even think about now that I’ve seen the new One Direction commercial for the upcoming season of the British version of The X-Factor. More
Pedophile Simon Hale posed as Justin Bieber and Niall Horan of One Direction to get teenager girls to strip for him on Skype. Might be time to reevaluate internet safety. More
Hello boys. It’s me, Tumblr. Your stalker. More
The recent behavior of Harry Styles and Niall Horan makes us think that singing is just a hobby for the reckless boys of One Direction. You know, something to do while they seek out chaste women to destroy. After all, reports say that ruining marriages is the drug of choice for the boy bands of today.
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I knew today would be a special day when I woke up. I could just tell by the way my homemade Harry Styles doll stared in my eyes when my alarm went off. And the way my new One Direction tattoo glistened in the flourescent lights of the bathroom. The blue ink shined so brilliantly that I couldn’t help think to myself, “THIS is what makes you beautiful.” More
