Topic: Niall Horan

Ellie Goulding Flirts With Ed Sheeran And Niall Horan At The VMAs, I Suspect Polygamist Marriage

Ellie Goulding Flirts With Ed Sheeran And Niall Horan At The VMAs, I Suspect Polygamist Marriage

Ellie Goulding, who is perhaps best known for putting that awesome “Lights” song in my head and never letting it escape, made waves at the VMAs last night for getting up close and personal with not one, but two young musicians. Perhaps she thought Miley Cyrus’ performance would render everyone blind from horror and nobody would notice her and Ed Sheeran holding hands in the audience or her and Niall Horan having a whisper-and-giggle party together. More »

Miley Cyrus Pretends Not To Know About One Direction, Because The Truth Is Like So Last Year

Miley Cyrus Pretends Not To Know About One Direction, Because The Truth Is Like So Last Year

Miley Cyrus can’t do a lot of things. She can’t be tamed, she can’t stop, and apparently now she can’t tell the truth. First she half-admitted that she was lying when she said her song “We Can’t Stop” didn’t reference drugs. Now she’s pretending she’s too cool for One Direction by saying she doesn’t know any of their songs and can’t really remember meeting them. More »

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

One Direction Really Let Themselves Go, Have Been Told To Get In Shape

These are trying times in the celebrity universe. It used to be that music stars were advised to get back into shape after they’d been around for years and were preparing for their fifteenth farewell tour. Age had caught up to them, they got a little flabby, and they couldn’t fit into their leather pants anymore. But now it looks like even the youngest stars are letting themselves go. That includes British boybanders One Direction. More »

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

One Direction Ruined Their Fans' Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »