Topic: new years eve

Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Impressing Me, Able To Stalk Two Guys Simultaneously

I should keep Lindsay Lohan on a tighter leash, because last I heard she was stalking Max George, and now she’s all over a new guy, Josh Chunn? What a multi-tasker! More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Forgets She’s A Stone-Cold Ice Queen, Momentarily Mom-Dances

Noted fashionable iceberg Gwyneth Paltrow melted the tippy tops of her polar ice caps on New Years Eve, and busted out what can only be referred to as mom-dancing onstage at Jay-Z and Chris Martin‘s show. More »

Chris Brown And Rihanna Already Broke My New Years Resolution For Them Not To Hang Out

Rihanna and Chris Brown want us to know that they spent New Years Eve and Day together, but they don’t want us to know we know they know. It’s dumb. More »

Lindsay Lohan and Mom Dina Misinterpret Mother-Daughter Time, Party Instead

Last I heard, Lindsay Lohan was staying in on New Years Eve. Next thing I know, we’ve got another drunk Lindsay Lohan photo on our hands. More »

Haylor Finally Kisses In Public…Proving That Love Is Totally Real-ish, You Guys!

Haylor wants me to have a really good 2013, as they spent the first seconds of it resolutely mashing face in front of a sea of iPhones. How romantic. More »

Psy Says ‘Gangnam Style’ Might End Tonight, No Word Yet On ‘Call Me Maybe’

In news I really hope doesn’t turn out to be too good to be true but probably will, Korean pop sensation Psy is claiming that tonight could be the night he retires “Gangnam Style.” Pinch me, I think I’m dreaming. More »

Let’s List the Pros and Cons of Ryan Seacrest Since We’ll Be Staring At Him Tonight Anyway

It’s the end of the year, and why be self-reflective and think about what I did this year when I could sort out my feelings about Ryan Seacrest? More »

The Dowager Countess And Other TV Characters I Will Be Drinking With While I Ring In The New Year

Since I have to work for corporate America on New Year’s Eve and I’m sure I’ll still be recuperating from the Black Plague I caught for Christmas (because I’m a pussy), I will be at home while ringing in 2013. More »

I Wish You A Merry Deadpan Christmas, And A Happy Daria New Year

All I want for Christmas is for New Year’s to hurry up and get here already. More »

What We're Reading:

Romance Lives: 85-Year Old Hugh Hefner Is Re-Engaged To 25-Year Old Crystal Harris

I was worried their 60-year age gap or lack of common interests would get in the way, but luckily Hugh Hefner, 85, and Crystal Harris, 25, engaged again. More »

Even Though Stephanie Pratt Is Wearing A Diamond Ring, She Was Kidding About Being Engaged

How can we trust anything when celebrities tweet photos of their engagement rings and then are just joking? Stephanie Pratt and Lauren Conrad, you two are cruel. More »

Welcome To Your Weirdest Fever Dream Ever: Spider-Man Rescuing Anderson Cooper On New Year’s Eve

No, this was not the result of too much champagne: Anderson Cooper did indeed get kidnapped by the Green Goblin (and rescued by Spider-Man) on New Year’s Eve. He also cannot act. More »

Video: Ellen Barkin Gets In A Tussle With The NYPD On New Year’s Eve

In which actress Ellen Barkin learns, at the age of 57, that the cops do not always have one’s best interests at heart. More »

Lady Gaga’s New Year’s Eve Kissing Partner Was Mayor Bloomberg

DO NOT WANT. More »

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