Topic: Neil-Patrick-Harris

Let’s All Agree That Neil Patrick Harris Needs To Take A Break From Hosting For A While

Let's All Agree That Neil Patrick Harris Needs To Take A Break From Hosting For A While

I’m a big fan of Neil Patrick Harris, and I don’t want to put words in your mouth or anything, guys — but we can all agree that he was totally off his game last night, right? I felt like the whole three hours was super low-energy in a way that’s really unlike NPH. Like finally, after hosting twenty-five award shows in a row, he might have finally tanked one. More »

Neil Patrick Harris Explains Man-On-Man Butt-Touching With The Best Verbs Ever

Neil Patrick Harris Explains Man-On-Man Butt-Touching With The Best Verbs Ever

I’m so glad that gay marriage is legal now, because I’m going to use it to marry Neil Patrick Harris. What’s that you say? The term ‘gay marriage’ isn’t used to describe when a straight lady like myself wants to marry a gay man like NPH and give herself the right to hang around his life and be a cool aunt to his kids and be in his Instagrams? Because that’s all I want. More »

Neil Patrick Harris Will Host The 2013 Emmys, No Word Yet On 2014 – 2024

Neil Patrick Harris Will Host The 2013 Emmys, No Word Yet On 2014 - 2024

I want you to think back for me, if you can, to a time when Neil Patrick Harris didn’t host either the Tonys or the Emmys. It was a simpler time, before elaborate song-and-dance numbers and actually enjoyable awards shows. Do you recall it? No, you don’t, because it was a long time ago, and human beings can notoriously only remember things that are happening to them at exactly that minute. For example, I remember eating pretzels, sitting in a chair, and typing this sentence. Good times. More »

David Burtka’s Birthday Gift For Neil Patrick Harris Makes Us All Look Like Terrible People

David Burtka's Birthday Gift For Neil Patrick Harris Makes Us All Look Like Terrible People

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka won’t stop until they’ve managed to make everyone else in the world look like a loser in comparison to them. Seriously, these two just can’t stop doing perfect things. Now that I’ve heard NPH tell the elaborate story of what his fiancé David gave him for his 40th birthday, I’m ready to just totally give up on being cool. It’s a lost cause. More »