Hi, I’m a bottle of K-Y Jelly, and I sponsored yesterday’s episode of My Generation on Hulu. Since I’m an expert on female arousal and lubrication, I thought I’d offer some notes on how this show could be a bit more fluid and exciting.
In this ep, we learned all about how everyone has terrible parents. Dawn the punk’s mom abandoned her kids to live in a psych ward, Steven the overachiever’s dad was too mean about little league and now he’s in jail (causality questionable), the only thing Brenda the brain’s mom wants before she dies is to see her daughter get married, and Anders the rich kid’s father named his son Anders. We also got to see Steven bond with his own child, Tom, by lovingly replacing the foot of a Transformers toy the kid had a double of anyway. (I got all tingly inside, but that is kind of my thing.)
This show? It’s kind of boring. And trying so hard to be “real” it totally forgets that sometimes you need to throw in something artificial to get things going. I’ve taken the liberty of writing up these tips for the My Generation producers (with myself, on a towel, and now I’m empty). More »