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Jay-Z Announces New Album In Cellphone Ad, Proves Money Really Does Grow On Trees

Jay-Z Announces New Album In Cellphone Ad, Proves Money Really Does Grow On Trees

Whether or not you’re a fan of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s tactics, you have to admit that those two have making money down to a science. Some number of years ago, they must have planted two Sacagawea dollars in the rich soil around their McMansion, and now they have a pair of money trees growing in the front yard, that they can just stroll out and harvest bills from, or pluck down new gold coins for whenever the ones already in their Scrooge McDuck bathtub start to get a little tarnished. More »

Justin Timberlake’s New Cover Art Will Delight Nose-Boob Lovers Everywhere

Justin Timberlake's New Cover Art Will Delight Nose-Boob Lovers Everywhere

Are you a member of that very small yet significant segment of the population that thinks that noses and boobs are equally sexy, but wishes they were combined together into the ultimate knob of fatty cartilage and sexiness? ME TOO! I mean…I’m asking for a friend. Or I read it in a book? But either way, have I got good news for you! Justin Timberlake sees your fetishes, and he raises them one album cover for his new single ‘Tunnel Vision’. More »

Another Day, Another Newly-Released Beyonce Song

Another Day, Another Newly-Released Beyonce Song

Is it just me, or is a new Beyonce song getting released every couple days at this point? It may not be quite that frequently, but it’s certainly at an impressive rate. It’s enough to make a lady start thinking she can charge people $25,000 a day to work for her. To be fair, I think we’ve all been there. You know the feeling — you get a couple songs popular on the radio, and you find yourself saying to your friends, “Would you like to brush my hair for me? You can give me money for it.” Happens to the best of us. More »

It’s So Cute That 98 Degrees Thinks They’re Still Relevant

It's So Cute That 98 Degrees Thinks They're Still Relevant

I’m about to say something, and I need you guys to hear me out all the way to the end, or else you’re gonna be really confused: 98 Degrees is coming out with a new full-length studio album. No, stop! I see your eyes starting to panic, and I really don’t want that to happen, so let me just get this out before you freak out — it’s not the year 2000! We didn’t go back in time! More »

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