Topic: Murder

Brandi Glanville Admits To Wanting To Kill LeAnn Rimes, Having Sex With Ladies

Brandi Glanville Admits To Wanting To Kill LeAnn Rimes, Having Sex With Ladies

Remember when Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville ran into homewrecker LeAnn Rimes at her son’s soccer game and everyone wondered what dark thoughts were lurking beneath her impressively cool exterior? Based on the evidence, I assumed she was thinking about making a xylophone out of Rimes’ bones and playing it with her other bones, because duh. And as it turns out, I was basically right! More »

The Daily WTF: A History Of Yahtzee-Related Murder

The Daily WTF: A History Of Yahtzee-Related Murder

Look, Yahtzee is a fucking intense game. We all know that. We all understand the suffocating stress and anger that arises when a board game isn’t going your way: you drew the shitty artist for Pictionary; the Scattergories dice keeps landing on “X”; you can’t think of a definition for “pizzle” during your Balderdash turn. But there are ways to handle this stress without reverting to violence or murder. And least I’ve always thought there were. More »

The Daily WTF: 39-Year-Old Man Murders His Mother Over Avril Lavigne Tickets

The Daily WTF: 39-Year-Old Man Murders His Mother Over Avril Lavigne Tickets

Did you have any faith left that American isn’t a depressing, completely morally bankrupt, oh-my-god-what-is-wrong-with-everyone? place to live? Well, sorry to ruin that facade for you with this fun little news item: A 39-year-old man named Robert Lyons from DuPage County, Illinois is accused of killing his own mother because she refused to get him premium tickets to an Avril Lavigne concert. More »

Lifetime’s ‘Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy’: The Highlights Reel

Lifetime's 'Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy': The Highlights Reel

Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy premiered on Lifetime last night and it was, in a word, awesome. Starring Hayden Panettiere as Amanda Knox and Marcia Gay Harden as Amanda’s mother Edda Mellas, (because Lifetime must have a contract that stipulates that Marcia Gay Harden play the mother in every movie.) The movie is told from a pretty impartial point of view; Amanda Knox is never shown confessing to the murders, but her apathy reveals a darker side that the Italian police and media found so troubling. More »