Topic: Movie News

10 Awesome Moments In The Suicide Squad Trailer That Made You Ask, ‘But Where Is Jared Leto?’

10 Awesome Moments In The Suicide Squad Trailer That Made You Ask, 'But Where Is Jared Leto?'

You know that thing of when your order a pizza and the guy on the phone tells you it’s going to be between thirty and forty-five minutes, and you’re just like, fine, I guess I’ll wait even though I really don’t want to, because I know at the end of it all I’ll have pizza? That’s what waiting for the Suicide Squad trailer has been like. More »

Chris Pratt Might Be Starring In The New Indiana Jones Reboot, So Cue All The Jokes About His Big Whip

Chris Pratt Might Be Starring In The New Indiana Jones Reboot, So Cue All The Jokes About His Big Whip

I have this theory. Basically, all of the big wigs of Hollywood gather on Sunday nights, pop some two-buck chuck from Trader Joe’s, wrap on their Snuggies, play some T-Swift in the background, and read Crushable. That’s the only way they could have decided that Chris Pratt would make a good Indiana Jones. After all, we suggested it first. More »

Kristen Stewart Is Taking A Break From Acting, So All Our Hard Work Is Paying Off

Kristen Stewart Is Taking A Break From Acting, So All Our Hard Work Is Paying Off

There aren’t a ton of people out there who are willing to criticize Kristen Stewart‘s acting, but I’m one of them. Most people are just grateful that she’s raised the bar that she set in Twilight, but I hold our girl to a higher standard than that, which is why I feel personally gratified by today’s news that she’s gonna take some time off from movies. More »

Actors Who Always Make You Park Your Butt In A Seat And Watch, According To Reddit

Actors Who Always Make You Park Your Butt In A Seat And Watch, According To Reddit

In the era of “make a sequel or die” that we’re currently in right now, I sometimes forget about great movies and great actors.  Fortunately for me and anyone else out there who feels similarly, I stumbled across a Reddit thread that listed plenty of wonderfully talented actors who have the ability to captivate us in a way that makes us park our behinds on a couch. More »

In Defense Of Tom Cruise

In Defense Of Tom Cruise

It’s Tom Cruise‘s birthday today, so I’m invoking the right of parley and demanding that you hear me out for exactly one blog post as I defend him. I mean c’mon guys, the day that I decide to rally behind an unpopular celebrity might as well be a national holiday, I do it so rarely. So come along with me and let’s chat about why I’m slowly coming around to Old Tommy Couch-Jumper. More »