Self-appointed food expert of the century, Gwyneth Paltrow, took a quick break from gaining charisma points by talking to herself in a mirror to write a cookbook titled, Oh Please, Do Go Ahead and Feed Your Children, But Don’t Come Running to me When They’re Little Tubs of Lard. P.S You Disgust Me! More
Topic: Moses Martin
Gwyneth Paltrow recently expressed her intention to raise her two children up all Jewish and stuff. Mazel tov! This decision is evidently the result of some things Gwyn found out after appearing on the celeb family tree show Who Do You Think You Are? (reality TV’s how most spiritual awakenings come to pass, right?), where GP learned she’s descended from a long line of rabbis. Handsome, blonde rabbis, we assume. Although Gwyneth has described herself as Spiritual But Not Religious ™, she’s apparently decided to embrace the faith for the sake of Moses and Apple (has Apple’s middle named been changed to Honey yet?).
And hey, lucky us, we managed to get our hands on GP’s plan for son Moses’ bar mitzvah: More
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are on the lookout for a tutor to teach their two kids, Apple and Moses. But not just any instructor will do for this pair of GOOPers. Oh no, Gwyn and Chris are looking for someone who — no joke — is fluent in Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, can play two instruments, and loves sailing and tennis. Additionally, they’re hoping for someone Oxbridge trained. Sound pretty high fallutin’? You don’t know the half of it. We got our hands on the rest of the Paltrow/Martin family’s job posting: More
Gwyneth Paltrow, actress lady, rock star wife, and lifestyle guru, actually looked happy while holding her son Moses as the two headed out of Barcelona. Maybe it’s Gwynnie’s new cleanse? Whatever it is, it’s nice to see the Ice Queen … More
Gwyneth Paltrow is unsure whether she’ll have a third child with husband Chris Martin, so she’s leaving it up to fate. “Sometimes I think, ‘Oh my God, I want another one right now, I’ll sustain any amount of vomiting’ or … More
Image details: Estee Lauder Spokesmodels Gwyneth Paltrow & Elizabeth Hurley debut Estee Lauder Fragrance Sensuous served by picapp.com Four-year-old Apple Martin is becoming quite the little lady! Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter loves to dress up, wear makeup, and … More
Yummy mummy Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night. During the interview she talked about nearly four-year-old Apple’s feminine side, and her “sensitive thug,” two-year-old Moses. Watch the full interview here!