Topic: morgan-freeman

Video: Everything That Was Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises

Ever wonder how many things were wrong with The Dark Knight Rises? Well the exact number is 73, and you can watch them all here. More »

Infamous With Taryn Southern: Infamous Celebrity Farters

Seeing as how my new series for Crushable focuses on celebrities, and thus, celebrity farting habits, I was forced to do some research. Unfortunately, very few A-listers speak about “breaking wind,” unless of course, they are comedians. It was time to get creative and put that college degree to good use. Based on my knowledge of celebrity behavior, and my own personal history of gastrointestinal issues, which celebs do I hypothesize to pass the most powerful/unique gas? More »

Morgan Freeman Narrating Fifty Shades Of Grey Is Hilarious And Horrifying All At Once

Like every other God-fearing American who views Morgan Freeman as God, this is exactly what I don’t want to hear him talking about. Morgan Freeman should talk about penguins and democracy and the proper way to make a sandwich. But you can’t help but listen to the entire narration. More »

Matthew Fox Is Absolutely Unrecognizable As The Villain In Tyler Perry’s Alex Cross Movie

Matthew Fox is scarily bulked-up to play a killer called Picasso in the new Alex Cross movie. Seriously, it took us ten minutes to recognize him. More »

Kate Middleton and Morgan Freeman Are Equally Trustworthy

Ipsos, a company specializing in brand research, just released an interesting study asking average people how popular and trustworthy they would rate celebrities. Meaning, if this celeb endorsed a certain product, would you be more likely to buy it? The top results for the popular/unpopular lists weren’t surprising — we love Betty White and we loathe Paris Hilton — but some of the data in the middle is pretty amusing. Take, for instance, the tie for 7th place between American mainstay Morgan Freeman and the new Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. More »

You Know You’re In an Absurd Ashley Judd Movie If…

You Create a Relationship Theory Based on the Mating Habits of Cows

You Have No Idea Your Boyfriend Is the Tooth Fairy

Did you know that Ashley Judd has a new movie out? Neither did we, until we stumbled across the trailer for Flypaper, a bank robbery comedy from the writers of The Hangover. It fits Ashley’s movie M.O. pretty cleanly: It makes no sense. More »

10 Celebrities Who Fell For Teenagers

Dough Hutchison and his 16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden continue to swamp the news with their somewhat questionable marriage, but you know what? They are FAR from the only celebrity couple in this boat. These 10 celebs share the fact that half of the pair was barely legal driving age when they got together with the illustrious Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison. Ready for high levels of ick exposure? Proceed at your own risk. More »

14 Actors Who Have Played Gods

Haven’t heard of Gods Behaving Badly? It’s okay; we hadn’t either, until recently. The upcoming film, based on the novel of the same name, follows the ancient Greek gods, who, it turns out, are not only alive and well but managing a brownstone in New York. Last week, casting was announced, and believe you me, it looks like it’s going to be hilarious. Oliver Platt as Apollo? Win! Edie Falco as Artemis? Sold! John Turturro as Hades? On par with James Woods! Christopher Walken as Zeus? PERFECT. We’ve walked you through the actors who have played the Devil before; so now, in honor of Gods Behaving Badly, we bring 14 actors who have all played gods, ranging from Greek to Norse to Christian to fantasy deities. Time to get smiting! More »

Movie Tourism: You Can Visit the ‘Shawshank Redemption’ Tree

If you love The Shawshank Redemption, you can now go to Ohio and take a tour of locations where the movie was filmed, including the famous tree that Tim Robbins‘ character buries a box of money under. More »

What We're Reading:

Morgan Freeman Is Not Dead, And 7 Other Stars ‘Killed’ By Twitter

Blink and you may have missed the death of Morgan Freeman yesterday: a Twitter handle named @originalcjizzle falsely accredited @CNN to a tweet claiming that the actor had died in his Burbank home. More »

The Daily WTF: Nose Job Overload

It isn’t news that many supermodels have had work done, but this Shopped photo of Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima definitely takes the idea of a nose job to its illogical extreme. Freaking News has a whole gallery of user-submitted Photoshops where you can see Morgan Freeman, Hayden Panatierre and Alec Baldwin sans schnozes. More »

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