Topic: Mom

Your Mom Imagines Your Sex Advice to Your Younger Self

Your Mom Imagines Your Sex Advice to Your Younger Self

What would you say about the birds and the bees if you could jump in your DeLorean and give advice to your younger self (considering of course, that meeting yourself would not tear apart the very fabric of the time-space continuum and the world as we know it)? That’s a question that Stu Grey pondered on YourTango recently and came up with several ideas, most of them involving dandelion metaphors.

Which is weird, because you know that if your mom thought that the older, wiser you was going to take this time-traveling adventure, she’d be under the illusion that you’d have learned from your previous mistakes (we have not). Like: More »

Dear New York Times‘ Slideshow On ‘Ugly’ Animals – My mom wants you to know that you personally offended her when you included bloodhound dogs on the list, as we have a beautiful bloodhound back at the house. Shame on you. Shame. Though to be fair, she also said the slideshow is part of an article she hasn’t read yet, which may mitigate the usage of said bloodhounds. (via my mom, NYT)