Well, this is hilarious. While on a plane yesterday, model Melissa Stetten found herself seated next to some dude named Brian who kept trying to pick her up using all of the most tried and true methods: talking about how it was divine intervention that they sat next to each other, bragging about what a good, down-home guy he is, and meanwhile dropping hints about how he’s maybe kind of famous by talking about a project he worked on with Kurt Russell.
To amuse herself during this grueling ordeal (and it is grueling to be stuck on a plane with some douchebag that you can’t escape), Stetten live-tweeted the whole ordeal. More »