Topic: Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip Smartly Mocks Celebrity PSAs In ‘Keep An Open Mouth’ Campaign

Miracle Whip Smartly Mocks Celebrity PSAs In 'Keep An Open Mouth' Campaign

We’ve all been there: That ultra-depressing ASPCA commercial comes on with Sarah McLachlan crooning over sad-eyed puppies, and all you can think about is adopting every single one before they get put down. Well, Miracle Whip has tapped into our natural reaction to these overdramatic PSAs starring recognizable celebrities in a new series of funny commercials. The goal is to get people to reign in their prejudices about mayo and “keep an open mouth” when giving Miracle Whip a second go. More »

Am I Right Ladies? Miracle Whip It Good

Am I Right Ladies? Miracle Whip It Good

Somebody needs to tell the good people of Miracle Whip to r-e-l-a-x. I mean it’s almost like they need to get laid more than I do, and I think we all know that it’s been years. Seriously, what tube top do I have to squeeze into to get a man to just eye-f**k me, amirightladies? But this whole “we won’t tone it down, you can’t handle the truth, we’re here, we’re schmear, get used to it” schtick is just exhausting. You aren’t mayo, you aren’t butter, you aren’t bacon fat. So when it comes to the light salad dressing that is Miracle Whip, I WILL put baby in the corner. At least until I’m really desperate. Or as I like to call it: Thursdays. More »