Topic: miley cyrus

These Photos Of Miley Cyrus And Her New Dog Are Totally Inappropriate In The Best Way

These Photos Of Miley Cyrus And Her New Dog Are Totally Inappropriate In The Best Way

I already know what you’re thinking, and I admit the same thoughts came to my own mind. “Miley Cyrus has another new dog? Didn’t one of her dogs just die tragically? Didn’t her mom try to make up for being a shitty parent by being a stupid one and giving her a puppy like five seconds later? And, like, didn’t she give that one away because she wasn’t ready?”  Yes, Gentle Reader, to all of the above. More »

Noah Cyrus Is Following In Miley’s Partying Footsteps, But We Should Really Be Blaming Her Parents

Noah Cyrus Is Following In Miley's Partying Footsteps, But We Should Really Be Blaming Her Parents

According to the latest reports, Miley Cyrus’ 14-year-old sister Noah Cyrus is ready to become a wild child just like her big sister, clubbing included. I think we can all probably agree that’s not such an encouraging prospect. But instead of blaming Miley for being a bad influence — even though she clearly is — we should probably be looking to their parents to take a little responsibility. More »

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Calls J.Law A Liar, Which I Think Breaks One Of The Ten Commandments

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Calls J.Law A Liar, Which I Think Breaks One Of The Ten Commandments

When Jennifer Lawrence went on Late Night With Seth Meyers and told a story about drunkenly puking in front of a judgmental Miley Cyrus at Madonna’s Oscar party, it seemed like a funny talk show story we wouldn’t be talking about for very long. But according to this alleged tweet from Miley Cyrus, this ain’t over. Why? Because the tweet claims those events never happened. More »