• I had no idea “under boob” and “window boob” were actual terms. Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for demonstrating. It all makes sense now.  (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• Amanda Bynes is a genius at pissing people off. Remember that cop she asked Barack Obama to fire? But no worries, Amanda, Chrissy Teigen forgives you for calling her “old” and “ugly.” Not so sure if anyone else does.  (Celebuzz)
• High school senior, Haley Corker, was banned by her principal from graduating with her class due to being late to her graduation rehearsal. How unfair! (The Stir)
• Justin Bieber allegedly ordered his bodyguard, Hugo Hesny, to attack some poor, innocent man trying to snap a photograph of the pop star. The victim, Jeffrey Binion, claims Bieber’s guard was packing a gun. When did Bieber’s life turn into a bad mob movie? (Have U Heard)
• Kanye West’s new song lyrics appear to be about Kim Kardashian’s relationship to Kris Humphries. Oh man, big surprise! (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Kristin Stewart is being nicer to everyone including her fans to compete with Katy Perry for Robert Pattinson’s vamp heart. If you really want to battle Katy for Rob’s attention, you should probably start wearing sequined corsets and such.  (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
• Chris Brown reportedly might have to redo his 180 days of community service for his 2009 assault on Rihanna. Wow, is that really his punishment? People get worse for not paying parking tickets. (ET Online)
• Bradley Cooper takes girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse, to the Guy’s Choice Awards. Unfortunately for me, they don’t seem to breaking up anytime soon.  (Lainey Gossip)
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