Topic: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Jersey Shore: Mike Sorrentino Is Back In My Good Graces

I’d been wondering why Mike Sorrentino would ever break up with Paula Pickard, and last night’s episode of Jersey Shore finally gave me my answer. More »

10 Things I Learned From Paula Pickard This Week On Jersey Shore

You could Google Paula Pickard, Mike Sorrentino‘s girlfriend on Jersey Shore, or you could just watch the episode and let her teach you about life. More »

Jersey Shore: Ah, So This Is The Week When I Start Disliking The Situation Again

After my brief love affair with Jersey Shore‘s newly-rehabbed Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, I knew it was only a matter of time before he let me down again. And that time was this week. More »

Jersey Shore: Deena Cortese, You And Your Fake Teeth Need To Pull It Together

Somehow with Snooki preggers, Jenni and Roger fighting constantly, and Deena getting arrested, Sammi has become the least dramatic Jersey Shore girl. More »

Jersey Shore: Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Is The New Snooki

Ever since Snooki went and got herself knocked up before this season of Jersey Shore, there’s been an empty space in the house, and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is just the person to fill it. More »

You’ve Outgrown Jersey Shore When Sober Mike Sorrentino Is Your Favorite Character

I never would have predicted it, but my new favorite cast member on Jersey Shore is freshly-rehabbed Mike Sorrentino. I guess that means I’m outgrowing the show. More »

Who’s Shocked That The Situation Has Entered Rehab?

According to TMZ, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (and his orange abs) has entered rehab for substance abuse. Although this isn’t technically “breaking” news, because it’s not exactly shocking. It was just a matter of time before one of the hard-partying members of the Jersey Shore was going to have to do their time to sober up in a clinic. More »

Jersey Shore Field Notes 5.1: Mommy Problems In Seaside

Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist.

0:00 – Our specimens are returning to their homeland of Jersey. Their stores of muscles, laundry and tanning are severely depleted due mostly to a misunderstanding of the metric system.
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Kailyn Lowry and The Situation Almost Met Each Other

They’re both MTV reality stars, so it makes sense that Teen Mom 2‘s Kailyn Lowry and Jersey Shore‘s The Situation would meet up at some point, right? Not quite. Kail and a friend drove up to the Jersey Shore and hung out outside the Shore Store hoping for a glimpse of the Jersey Shore cast, and though she spotted The Situation they didn’t end up posing for a photo op together. More »

What We're Reading:

The 10 Weirdest Faces The Situation Makes In His Workout Video

The Situation has a workout video! It’s on Netflix livestreaming! And it looks like it was filmed in a sex dungeon, or maybe that place where Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie filmed their music video in that “I’m so excited, I’m so scared” episode of Saved By the Bell. More »

The Situation’s Dad Kind of Sucks, You Guys

I go back and forth on The Situation – sometimes I think he’s an instigator, but then I remember how he was the only person to get between Sammi and Ronnie when it looked like Ronnie was going to hit her, and I think he’s secretly a good dude. The Situation’s dad, though? Straight up douche. Frank Sorrentino – who Sitch says was physically abusive – has made a series of expletive-laden YouTube videos calling out his son. More »

Poll: When Do You Think ‘Jersey Shore’ Should End?

Several Jersey Shore cast members are once again holding out for more money. According to TMZ, they are holding out for more money because they suspect the upcoming fourth season (which will have the cast traveling to Italy) could be their last. More »

Crushable Books: ‘Snooki in Wonderland’ Is A Book That Actually Exists

We are so happy Snooki in Wonderland exists.

Author Phil Edwards has written a modern-day, illustrated Alice in Wonderland… starring everyone’s favorite under-five-foot guidette, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi as Alice. Other Jersey Shore characters make an appearance, as well. Here are a few sneak-peak excerpts from the book: More »

We Have A Situation: Mike From ‘Jersey Shore’ Doing Lines Of Coke?

MTV may not usually film the stars of The Jersey Shore using illegal substances. But that’s not proof they don’t use them. (ahem…steroids…cough). And now, various sources are alleging that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino did coke – on camera. And MTV put it on TV. In last week’s episode, “The Great Depression,” it appears that Mike is covertly doing a bump… but obviously not covertly enough. I’m not sure if this was an oversight on MTV’s part, but it’s pretty crazy that it aired. More »

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