Topic: michelle-duggar

The Duggar Family Reminds Us That Bathing Suits Are For Whores, Tramps, Hussies, Teen Moms, Lothorios And General Heathens

The Duggar Family Reminds Us That Bathing Suits Are For Whores, Tramps, Hussies, Teen Moms, Lothorios And General Heathens

So this morning I woke up in a cold sweat. I lost my moral compass last night. Somewhere between my coke dealer’s house and my flop house, I dropped it. I just dropped it.  I didn’t know how I could come into work today and start celebrity rumors without it. And then I found it. Hidden on the pages of Babble.com, right inside a Michelle Duggar quote about summer morality. Thank you Duggar family for always reminding me about the many reasons I’m going to hell. More »

The Duggars Are Having A 20th Child, So What Will It Be Named?

The Duggars Are Having A 20th Child, So What Will It Be Named?

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, of the TLC show 19 Kids and Counting, are expecting baby number 20, which means that despite pushing her fifth decade, Michelle is still inexplicably fertile. Time for a name change? 20 Kids and I Can’t Count Any Higher? One of the great joys of this fundamentalist Arkansas family is that they insist on naming all their children stuff that starts with the letter “J” — meaning they count a Jinger and a Jordyn as part of their clan. Because they’ve probably got there hands full, I’d like to help them out with 20 suggested names for baby number two-oh: More »