Topic: Michaele Salahi

6 Ways Courtney Stodden’s Birthday Is Drastically Different From Normal 17-Year-Olds’ Birthdays

6 Ways Courtney Stodden's Birthday Is Drastically Different From Normal 17-Year-Olds' Birthdays

So today is Courtney Stodden‘s birthday — and if she’s actually telling the truth about her age, she’s turning 17. That’s right: She’s younger than Justin Bieber, not even legal, and married to Lost star Doug Hutchison. Shudder. But it got us thinking about when we were 17, and how tame our teenage angst seemed in comparison to Courtney’s Baywatch-inspired photo shoots and yowls about being sexy while Doug paws at her. More »

Former ‘Real Housewife’ Michaele Salahi Has a Single, And It Is Horrible

Former 'Real Housewife' Michaele Salahi Has a Single, And It Is Horrible

At this point, I suspect every Real Housewives cast member already signs a contract to launch their own shapewear line and record a single before they even appear on a single episode. Although Real Housewives of DC was mercifully cancelled, White House party crasher/person who lies about having MS Michaele Salahi is not going away. She was kicked off of Celebrity Rehab for not being addicted to anything besides attention, Playboy passed on her naked photos, and now she’s – of course – launching a single. More »

Playboy Says No to Naked Pics of ‘Real Housewives of DC’ Star Michaele Salahi

Playboy Says No to Naked Pics of 'Real Housewives of DC' Star Michaele Salahi

Although White House party crasher and former Real Housewives of DC cast member Michaele Salahi had supposedly signed a deal to pose for Playboy, the magazine reportedly declined to publish the results of her photoshoot. Harsh! The magazine reportedly told Michaele “There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial.” More »

Andy Cohen Hints That ‘Real Housewives of DC’ Might Be Back – Minus Michaele Salahi

Andy Cohen Hints That 'Real Housewives of DC' Might Be Back - Minus Michaele Salahi

Although Real Housewives of DC was the franchise’s least successful season yet, Bravo exec Andy Cohen hints that they might bring it back for another round. On Regis and Kelly last week, Cohen admitted that Bravo was “in negotiations” to bring Real Housewives of DC back to the air, but there was one snafu: the network wanted controversial Housewife/White House party crasher/compulsive liar Michaele Salahi to come back, but the other four housewives banded together and refused to work with her. More »

Not Being an Addict Is Nothing New for ‘Celebrity Rehab’

Not Being an Addict Is Nothing New for 'Celebrity Rehab'

This week, former Real Housewives of DC cast member Michaele Salahi was booted from Vh1′s Celebrity Rehab when it was revealed she wasn’t addicted to anything (except, possibly, famewhoring). While it seems like Celebrity Rehab did the right thing by kicking out someone who wasn’t genuine, they’ve kept people on in the past for the same thing. Last season, former Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz mistress Rachel Uchitel claimed that she was addicted to love (somebody cue Robert Palmer!) and that going into rehab helped her hide out from the press, who was “lynching” her. She spent the entire season sucking up air time and space that could have been better devoted to actual addicts like Jason Davis and Leif Garrett. More »

Conspiracy Theory: Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee Is Going to Be On ‘Celebrity Rehab’

Conspiracy Theory: Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee Is Going to Be On 'Celebrity Rehab'

Yesterday, we posted the super-icky photo of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Michael Lohan on the cover of a tattoo magazine. Lohan has taken a break from his busy discussing-Lindsay-in-order-to-seem-relevant schedule to announce that he’ll be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Lohan will be joining other luminaries like Bai Ling, Michaele Salahi and Tareq Salahi of Real Housewives of DC (aka the White House Party Crashers), and actor Jeremy Jackson (he played The Hoff’s son on Baywatch). However, his appearance on the cover of a magazine with McGee, whose fifteen minutes were pretty close to being up, seems strategic. Lohan is nothing if not an epic famewhore, and nothing he does is ever by accident. Like his ex-bestie Jon Gosselin, Lohan tends to date women who have low self-esteem and hook up with him for a chance at “stardom.” If the rumors that McGee and Lohan are an item wind up being true, I’d bet good money that she’s going to join him on Celebrity Rehab. More »

‘Deadset’ Premieres and 5 Reality Stars As Zombies

'Deadset' Premieres and 5 Reality Stars As Zombies

A long time ago we excitedly told you tales of Deadset, a BBC mockumentary in which the cast of Big Brother was terrorized by unholy flesh-eaters (besides themselves), and were forced to defend the house against a zombie onslaught. Well now the show has jumped the pond to America, and while we’re excited for the week-long mini-series, we can’t help but think of how great it would be if our own reality stars were given the undead treatment. More »