Topic: Michael Salahi

• Kanye West promises not to run onstage at the VMAs this year. (Gizmodo)

• Michaele Salahi — White House party crasher and future Real Housewife of D.C. — will be going full-frontal in a Playboy shoot this month. (TMZ)

• Taylor Lautner won’t have to be doing push-ups to win the case against McMahon’s RV dealership. (Perez Hilton)

• Lady Gaga‘s got herself in a bad romance with food, claims ex-manager. (Radar Online)

• Terry Richardson wrote a song called “Child Molester’s Coming For You.” Uh… (Jezebel)

• “A hole is a hole” says Jeremy Piven. Does that make him gay. (DListed)

• Nikki Sixx is going out with Jeremy London‘s wife. His current wife. (YourTango) More »