Topic: Michael Pitt

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Memorandum
To: All Prada Employees
From: Mr. Prada

This memo is to inform all employees that we have chosen Michael Pitt as new face of our Spring/Summer 2012 Menswear campaign. I know this seems like an odd choice — selecting a man who’s wardrobe is comprised of old t-shirts stolen at dinner parties from wicker baskets in the basement marked “rags” and Salvation Army boots that have been resoled eight times, at 500% cost — but we actually have a highly thought-out strategy here. More »

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Dear Mr. Michael Pitt,

The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences cordially invites you to attend the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, to be held from 5PM – 8PM on the evening of September the 18th and the NOKIA Theater. Black Tie. Please R.S.V.P.

Dear The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences,
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Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt’s Joy Division t-shirt is soo much more in Arabic than your Joy Division t-shirt, so don’t even come at me like your Joy Division t-shirt is more in Arabic than Michael Pitt’s Joy Division t-shirt, okay? I bet Michael Pitt listens to Unknown Pleasures while he’s fucking. I bet that’s totally his go-to sex record — and yes, I mean record because Michael Pitt obviously has it on vinyl, you dummy

This is what I imagine it’s like to have sex with Michael Pitt: More »

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Have you guys had a chance to check out Michael Pitt’s new psychobilly band? We caught them a couple months ago when they opened for an Elvis Hitler tribute outfit called Presley Adolf, playing a used Cadillac dealership in Pomona, CA at four in the afternoon. Michael Pitt rocked the guitar, and his tattoos played the fedora. Fifteen kids were in attendance, and only nine of them ended up dead. More »

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

In this feature, we dissect the outfits of Michael Pitt like an overly enthusiastic sixth-grader would a frog dripping with designer formaldehyde.

Michael Pitt would like you to know that he has some tricks up his sleeve. Oh yes – just when you think it’s all torn shirts and army jackets and shoes polished in dog shit by a crust punk named Axel who lives on the steps outside the methadone clinic, Michael Pitt will show up looking perfectly dapper in a designer suit. But you know what? Michael Pitt would also like to let you know that he has something else up his sleeve, and it’s a bottle of absinthe. More »

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

In this feature, we dissect the outfits of Michael Pitt like an overly enthusiastic sixth-grader would a frog dripping with designer formaldehyde.

When I was a child, I had an invisible friend named Michael Pitt. He lived in a pillow fort I made for him in the back of my closet, and for clothing he wore old things from the rag bucket my mother kept underneath the kitchen sink. His favorite shirt was an olive green button-down that smelled like Pine Sol and had flecks of spaghetti sauce on the sleeves. He only wore it on special occasions, like when we’d make tea for the squirrels or fingerpaint our dreams onto tree bark or try to find faces in the clouds. Or when we’d take baths together. More »

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing?

Maybe you’re looking at this photo of Michael Pitt in an army jacket and you’re thinking “How dare he! How dare this pretty boy actor from New York wear a soldier’s garment that he purchased for a couple bucks and a wry smile at a military surplus store. That he tossed into his messenger bag, took home, rolled through the garbage disposal, and shredded with his girlfriend’s pinking shears. Seriously, how dare he!” More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: Casting An IRL ‘Charlie Brown Christmas’

Celebrity Lookalikes: Casting An IRL 'Charlie Brown Christmas'

Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas is our favorite holiday tradition. Every Christmas Eve, the whole family gathers around the TV to watch Lucy skate, Schroeder bang out a piano rendition of Beethoven, and Charlie pick out the saddest little tree in the world. We have all the words memorized and even try to emulate the wacky dances (quiet, you!). With Charles Schulz‘s masterpiece in mind, we decided to cast the real-life players in our ultimate Xmas fantasy. More »