Topic: Michael Lohan

Bad Dad Off: Jon Gosselin Vs. Michael Lohan

Bad Dad Off: Jon Gosselin Vs. Michael Lohan

Happy 37th birthday to Jon Gosselin. That’s right, Jon Gosselin was born on April Fool’s Day, which is really fitting since his entire existence is sort of an April Fool’s joke on humanity. I also want you to take a moment to realize that Jon is not even into his 40s yet, and he’s already accomplished so much as a terrible father. It really is inspiring. More »

Michael Lohan Discussing LiLo’s Cocaine Overdose Is The Best/Worst Thing Ever

Michael Lohan Discussing LiLo's Cocaine Overdose Is The Best/Worst Thing Ever

Michael Lohan is just having a normal day, discussing Lindsay Lohan‘s cocaine overdose at age eighteen, as you do on a Monday morning when you have respect for your daughter’s privacy and any remaining shreds of decency. This interview is what would happen if someone said, “Michael, I get your ‘bad father’ shtick and all, but I’m worried it’s not landing quite as much anymore. Is there anything you could do to prove once and for all that you’re clinically incapable of being a good human?” It’s that good. More »

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan’s First Post-Rehab Outing

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan's First Post-Rehab Outing

We now know that she’ll be present at the Venice Film Festival this August when her film The Canyons (co-starring porn star James Deen) premieres. What will happen? Will rehab have changed her? Will she be the same ol’ LiLo? I’ve put together a list of a few things I’d like to see happen at this newly announced post-rehab outing. I believe all of them are extremely likely. I’m not saying they’re all gonna definitely happen, except that I am. More »

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »