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Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More
Whenever I read a quote from Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, I’m reminded that Lindsay Lohan never had a chance to grow into a mature adult. Her parents seem to still be struggling with that exact same process and they’re what the scientific community commonly refers to as middle-aged. More
Lindsay Lohan is just doing what Lindsay Lohan does best, despite her upcoming jail sentence –partying hard and being moderately crazy in Brazil. More
In case you were wondering what that pervasive taste of exploitation and regret was in the air this morning, Michael Lohan has had another baby. Yes that’s right, at age 52, the father of noted success Lindsay Lohan is trying his hand at a new impressionable infant, to see if he can outdo himself in the fatherhood department. More
Dina Lohan releases vintage photos of herself with a black eye, allegedly at the hand of her ex-husband Michael Lohan. I wonder why Lindsay Lohan is so messed up, when you insist on having these blistering family chats through the media instead of in the courts or behidn closed doors. More
Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan went on Good Morning America to promote her new movie Liz and Dick and spout platitudes about how “everything happens for a reason,” despite Good Morning America‘s best attempts to make her cry with the “revelation” of her secret sister. Don’t they know she needs all her moisture? More
Ashley Horn is automatically my new favorite Lohan. More
He’s a former cheerleader who says he wants what’s best for Lindsay Lohan… but she denies that they’re even dating. Here’s what you should know about Josh Chunn and his role in Michael Lohan‘s attempted intervention last week. More
Everyone always says the three topics to avoid at a cocktail party are money, politics, and Lindsay Lohan, but in case you can’t do that, here’s a guide to discussing Lindsay just in case. We can’t help you with the money or the politics. More
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Yes, while you experienced vivid dreams about Chad Michael Murray hooking up with Jamie Lee Curtis on the set of an Activia commercial, Linds and Dins finally had the blowout fight that we’ve all eagerly anticipated for years. More
After last week’s tragedy of an interview, Dina Lohan is ready for her second chance to act like a drunken idiot on Dr. Phil, now. Please and thank you. More
Remember that time Lindsay Lohan went to jail for 10 minutes back in 2010 for repeatedly violating her probation? Well, yeah, she remembers too. Kinda. It’s foggy and easily confused with the time she shot the movie Life-Size with Tyra Banks. More
In news that we all saw coming since 2007, Lindsay Lohan officially got named as a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of sunglasses and watches — from her own friend, Sam Magid. You know Sam Magid, right? He’s the guy who has a pair of sunglasses for every outfit he wears.
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Poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when you think her parents, Dina and Michael Lohan, are satisifed with their “Worst Parents in the Western Hemisphere” title, they start campaigning for “Worst Parents in the Entire World, Including The Moon” awards. More
