Topic: michael jackson

Michael Jackson Used To Prank Call Russell Crowe, Because I Guess God Likes Mad Libs

Michael Jackson Used To Prank Call Russell Crowe, Because I Guess God Likes Mad Libs

Sometimes I’m just convinced that a celebrity news story was inspired by a late-night game of Mad Libs played by either a website’s editors or even just God himself, leaning back in his heavenly easy chair with one of those paperback game books you buy for a dollar at the airport, filling in celebrity names and having a good rumbling laugh. How else do you explain this new story about Russell Crowe getting prank phone calls from Michael Jackson? More »

Fact Vs. Rumor: An Idiot’s Guide To The Already Idiotic Jackson Family Drama

Fact Vs. Rumor: An Idiot's Guide To The Already Idiotic Jackson Family Drama

There’s been a lot of insanity these past few days surrounding the guardianship of Michael Jackson‘s children. Just like when Michael was alive, nothing having to do with him can ever be normal, but the kids are getting increasingly sucked in now that he’s not around to protect them. With fights, police reports, and potential kidnappings (or not!), this shit is getting more confusing by the day. Here’s my attempt at separating fact from rumor. More »

JK! Katherine Jackson Is Just On Vacay!

JK! Katherine Jackson Is Just On Vacay!

The always unusual Jackson family appeared even more off their proverbial rocker when nephew Trent reported the matriarch, Katherine Jackson, an official missing person. Even Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris Jackson, tweeted that she had been unable to get in contact with her beloved 82-year-old grandmother. Luckily, no foul play was involved as grandmother Jackson was just taking in some Arizona rays. Perhaps clue the grandchildren in next time? More »