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Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender! He’s thirty-six years old today, and if you’re anything like me and the rest of the population (whether female or otherwise), when anyone mentions his name, a giant image of a penis flashes into your brain. Here are nine other celebrities who have also (tragically) become less famous than their genitalia. More
But really, how can Charlize Theron have once told Michael Fassbender, “Your penis was a revelation” and think that Tom Hardy is the weird one? More
Sadly, the original draft of the Prometheus sex scene did not feature a naked Michael Fassbender. But it still sounded cool! More
Rumor has it Michael Fassbender is shooting a cameo in the new untitled Terrence Malick project starring Ryan Gosling. Take a deep breath before clicking. More
Michael Fassbender breaks thousands of fans’ hearts by revealing he hasn’t even read Fifty Shades of Grey. But while he thinks that it’s because of his nudity in Shame that people want him to play Christian Grey, it turns out there’s another movie that has fans envisioning Fassy as Fifty. More
Last night, the British edition of GQ gave out “Men Of The Year” awards like “actor of the year,” “comedian of the year,” “blah of the blah,” etc. What a total snoozefest! Considering they had remarkable hotties like Chris Hemsworth and Michael Fassbender in attendance, I think some more exciting superlatives would have been nice. Hence, I bring you: The GQ Men of the Year Awards, Crushable Edition. Click through to see who won what! More
Considering all the plot holes in X-Men: First Class, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy are gonna need time travel to make their movie make sense again. More
Considering how weirdly Prometheus ended, we’re predicting a wacky buddy comedy in space for the sequel… along with more questions about our existence, blah blah. More
I am addicted to awards shows. The glitz, the glamor, the emotion, the awkward and poorly-written scripts… I am addicted to it all. More
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Playing Desmond Miles, bartender-turned-time-traveling-assassin, is kind of the next best action role for Michael Fassbender. Even if it means that we won’t see his pretty face all the time since he’ll be wearing Desmond’s iconic hood. More
Most of you will be celebrating this day with a BBQ and some fireworks but we think this is the year to mix it up! I know, it may be a little difficult for you to take a break from your ‘merica chants today, but we have something that is definitely worth a break! More
This imaginative mash-up envisions a James Bond origin story directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Michael Fassbender. More
From beloved stars like Jennifer Lawrence to personas like Michael Fassbender‘s Prometheus android David, we pick possible young, hip replacements for the Today show’s Ann Curry. More
In Prometheus‘ pivotal scene, did robot David (Michael Fassbender) tell the Engineer “we come in peace” or “go f— yourself”? The movie’s language consultant reveals the surprising answer. More
