Topic: Michael C. Hall

Brie Larson Is Building Her Career On Roles Where She Sleeps With Older Men

In The Trouble with Bliss, Brie Larson seduces Michael C. Hall… just like she did with Chris Kattan in Tanner Hall, and other older men in other movies since 2009. More »

Crushable Presents: Every Celebrity Gets The Halloween Costume He Or She Deserves

Christina Aguilera As A Woman Giving Birth

This week, we’ve seen all manner of celebrities in Halloween costumes of their choosing. That’s all well and good, but what if they wore costumes of our choosing? That would be more fun, wouldn’t it? In an effort to visualize what that would look like, I’ve asked our resident graphics whiz Emma Charlton to Photoshop celebs into the costumes I would have them wear, were it up to me. From Kim Kardashian to Ryan Gosling, each celebrity gets the costume he or she deserves. More »

Can This Dexter-Inspired Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Be Real?

Seriously — everything about this faux-ice cream flavor is begging Ben & Jerry’s to investigate licensing fees immediately. The key lime pie base (it’s underused, you guys), the chocolate pieces (especially since some of B&J’s best flavors involve chocolate cows and fish), and the killer (heh) art. More »

New ‘Dexter’ Season 6 Promo Invokes God’s Name in Vain

Instead of this stylized promo with religious iconography, I would’ve rather my first look at Dexter season 6 be actual footage from the next chapter of serial killer killer Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall). This doesn’t do much aside from give us Hall’s signature wry eyebrow arch and play on words.

Unless… What if the teaser weren’t being glib and Dexter actually finds God this season? As I’ve said before, each season’s pathos comes from poor, perpetually lonely Dexter believing that he’s found someone who really gets him. More »

Colin Hanks Lands ‘Dexter’ Role–Could He Be the Season 6 Big Bad?

Dexter season 5 was a bit lackluster, missing the dark humor that made the first few seasons so fun. But with the announcement that Colin Hanks will have a major arc in season 6 comes hope. All we know so far is that he’ll play Travis, an ancient artifacts expert who’s “highly intelligent” and unfortunately gets linked to the latest batch of murders in Miami. More »

15 Lesser-Known ‘Batman’ Villains Who Are Cooler Than Catwoman

The fact that Anne Hathaway will be playing Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman, in The Dark Knight Rises is old news. Now, I dig Catwoman as much as the next villain fanatic, and I get that she’s sexy as hell, but I mean, really: Haven’t we seen enough of her already? The introduction of Bane , on the other hand, (Inception’s Thomas Hardy), is more exciting, as are all of the rumors flying around about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Here are our votes for lesser-known Batman villains that should be brought into the films and who we think should play them. More »

12 Sexy Men Who Break the Mold

Everybody knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, that what one person may deem beautiful another may feel is average, or not attractive at all. In the celebrity world, there are always certain people that the majority of women find attractive, with classic good looks: the chiseled features, perfect noses and lips. We’re talking Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom, George Clooney, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, and of course Johnny Depp. More »

Video: Who Would You Not Have Sex With In ‘Peep World’ Cast?

At first I thought this trailer was for a movie version of the BBC program Peep Show, which would have been amazing, but IFC’s Peep World might be even better. At the very least, it could be the Arrested Development movie that -lets face it – will never happen. At the very best? Everyone in this movie will come over and have sex with you tonight. More »

Crush Links: Check Out Paris Hilton’s Christmas Card

Does Paris Hilton grabbing on a chair in a sparkly dress scream Christmas to you? Then check out her annual Xmas card. (Radar)

So much for that gay marriage promise! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be planning a wedding in India. (Telegraph)

Hills star Lo Bosworth has broken up with her boyfriend. (celebuzz)

Jersey Shore star Snooki gets paid $100 a minute to shill products at parties. Does that make you feel good? (Perez)

For all you ladies looking for sugar daddies: Real Housewife Kim Zolciak is writing a relationship book. (ONTD) More »

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Best Thanksgiving Episodes On TV

Ever since I was little, I’ve been confused by television holidays. I used to think Hollywood wasn’t on a five-hour time difference, but one that was five days off from my own. Why else would Halloween episodes pop up in mid-October, Thanksgiving and Christmas come one week apart, and reruns shown during actual holidays?

Of course, now I know better: even famous people have families, and are given breaks during the season. And even when Thanksgiving episodes of my favorite shows were shown November 19th, that didn’t decrease my love for Zach Morris or the holiday. Here are some of my favorite Thanksgiving-themed episodes to be savored post-feasting. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! More »