Topic: memoirs

R. Kelly’s Autobiography Has The Most Ridiculous Title

R. Kelly's Autobiography Has The Most Ridiculous Title

Don’t count on R. Kelly to come up with a logical, modest title for his memoir. After all, this is the man who brought us the epic hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet,” with one music video for each of its 22 chapters. He doesn’t work well within constraints. That’s why we can do nothing but snicker when we learned the title of his autobiography—Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me. More »

Fan Fiction: Halloween at Martha Stewart’s House

Fan Fiction: Halloween at Martha Stewartâs House

Did you know that domestic goddess Martha Stewart has a daughter? Because she does. Her name is Alexis, and she’s written a memoir about what it was like growing up with Martha Stewart as your mom. Don’t expect a picture-perfect home life, though; Alexis claims that her mother was incredibly “hands-off” when it came to child-rearing, and her holidays were nonexistent. This following segment was cut from the finished book, but we manage to dredge it out of the paper shredder it was fed into, and with a little ingenuity and an awful lot of tape, we put it back together. Here’s a sneak peek of what we found! More »