‘Tis the season for the big ramp-up before the 87-part reunion where everyone on Real Housewives Of New Jersey is making up, breaking up and basically being in denial about everything. More
Topic: Melissa Gorga
And by vacation, I of course mean combined therapy retreat. Because why just take a Real Housewives Of New Jersey vacation when you could also get to the root of the “I hate you, but you’re family” problem? Here are some key steps to ensure that you too can have the best and most all-inclusive (and insane) family vacation a la Gorga/Giudice. More
Let’s call a spade a spade…or in this case, a sociopath a sociopath. This week’s RHONJ proves to us that Teresa Giudice has given up all the effs in the world…every single one of them…to try and hide that she’s crazy. More
If you can’t get to the root of your crazy and have tried several times to
bitchslap make up with your only brother, then logically the next best thing is to go on an expensive retreat. Cause at least then you’ll be on vacation while you’re in denial. More
All this drama at the gym reminded me that I need to renew my lapsing gym membership. Cause clearly I’ve been missing out on some major action. More
With Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga on RHONJ…I’m aaaaalways waiting for the other 5-inch glittered stiletto to drop. Nothing is ever by chance…or if it happens to be unscripted by the genius that is Andy Cohen, then some evil minion is always there to make sure that everyone knows that it’s definitely not by chance. And so it goes with the infamous sister-in-laws who can’t ever seem to attend a family function without major drama. More
No amount of editing can convince me that Teresa isn’t the culprit of insanity and all that Melissa is trying to do is steer clear and wear sequined outfits until resolution happens. Which could be never…cause, yah know, Teresa. More
You know that friend that you have who takes way too long to get over a break-up? That’s this show now. At first you’re happy to pat her on her back and comfort her when she cries. But six months later you’re like actually I’d rather not go through all his Facebook photos with you and tell you the many ways in which he’s a horrible human being. That feeling of being so over it is how I feel toward the Giudice and Gorga family fight. More
While you may be thinking, “I don’t know anyone throwing a Real Housewives of New Jersey Halloween party,” that’s not an excuse to skip these costumes. Mostly because these costumes give you an excuse to act like a crazy person all night. More
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What was it like seeing reality stars that I’ve only seen on TV in real life? Mostly, it was way cooler than I expected it to be, and it was also sometimes just how I expected it to be. More
There’s some more screaming and some more yelling, until we hear Joe Gorga speak about how in spite of everything that has happened, he still wants his sister in his life. It’s really sad to watch a family fall apart right in front of your eyes. More
It’s part two of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, and I could not be more thrilled. More
Andy Cohen also fills us in that some of these women haven’t seen or spoken in a year! Ahh! Nothing like bringing up past problems a year later because everyone is still bitter. I guess that’s showbiz. Reunion specials are the perfect chance for these crazy broads to go at each other’s throat for our viewing enjoyment. More
Ripped from the pages of a RL Stine novel comes the shocking, possibly true story of how the Real Housewives of New Jersey producers plan out every single season before it begins filming. Yeah, that’s right. There are story arcs before there are even stories. Oh, and it gets even juicer. More