WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS POST IF YOU ARE EATING LUNCH. More
That’s what a state senator thinks, anyway: His proposed bill bans all fast food made with fetuses. Better safe than Soylent Green, right? More
Hey girl, there’s something we needs to talk about. And by “girl,” I mean McDonalds, and by “something” I mean bird torture. Baby Goose is so not down with bird torture. More
Dan Gorske has been eating Big Macs every day since the 1970s — he started at nine a day and is now down to only one or two in each 24-hour period. And he just broke 25,000! Somehow, defying all of medical science, Dan is somehow getting even healthier as time goes on. Maybe he’s slipping in some acai between those all-beef patties? More
In the 12 days leading up to December 25th, we’re rolling out our “Oh Shit It’s Christmas” features.
We are smack in the middle of the holiday party season, and sometimes, with more than one party a night, it can be hard to remember all the places you’re going and who needs gifts and all that business. But there’s one place that is particularly handy when it comes to last minute party gifts. It will cost you less than $5. And it’s usually open 24 hours! The magic wonderland that I’m referencing is none other than McDonald’s. More
It’s baaaack! After a long stint out of the public eye, this greasy, saucy mess known as the McRib is being reintroduced at McDonalds. While we know there is a cult following for the McRib, we mainly just find it gross, and any momentary excitement is eclipsed with an icky after-taste. This week’s divorce announcement from Avril Lavigne left us feeling similarly: we didn’t realize how much we hadn’t missed her until she came back. Go away again, Avril, and lets try again in 5 years.
This got us thinking of what other celebrities had the same conceptual properties of McDonalds fast-food. More
McDonald’s Won’t Make You Fat – According to a new study, your desire to overeat and subsequently become obese has no correlation to the fast food industry. Right…but chances are you aren’t going to find something in your own cupboard that can be super-sized. (Food Beast)
They’re not loving it: San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district, once a refuge for those runaways and Timothy Leary followers, is now being taken over by the man. No, it’s not the fact that there is a McDonald’s in the area, because that’s been there for years. Rather, it’s the disappearance of the dollar menu that has so many sidewalk residents up in arms. More
McDonald’s Food Frozen In Time – These fast-food hamburgers and fries will look the same on the day you get them as they will 137 days from now, and also twelve years from now. Unfortunately, I still love putting non-bio-degradable “food” in my body. (via GrubStreet)
No, we’re not talking Filet-O-Fish here: McDonald’s is rolling out the McShrimp burger in Germany, and maybe we’re crazy but it looks kind of…good? Okay, hear us out: If you’re the type of person that’s got no ish with ordering … More
When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their kids through the McDonald’s drive-thru the other day, the staff got a little bit, how should I put it? A little bit excited. To say the least. It makes me laugh, because … More