Topic: Matthew McConaughey

The 12 Best Celebrity Stoner Stories Of All Time

The 12 Best Celebrity Stoner Stories Of All Time

When you read and watch and listen to enough about celebrities as I do, you realize that famous people really love weed. If I had a dollar for every time a star was spotted with a “suspicious cigarette,” I’d have so many dollars I could afford to roll a bunch of them into joints and smoke them. But what’s even more fun than seeing a creepy voyeuristic paparazzi photo of a celebrity lighting up is hearing them talk about it themselves. More »

True Detective Proves Why All TV Shows Should Be One Season

True Detective Proves Why All TV Shows Should Be One Season

I triumphed over the HBOGo outage in order to watch the True Detective finale and find out what happened to Rustin Cohle and Marty Hart in their pursuit of the mysterious Yellow King. After weeks of reading Carcosa theories and trying to pass Rust’s quotes about time off as my own, my major takeaway from True Detective is that I wish the majority of TV shows lasted just one season. More »

Matthew McConaughey Wants Another Baby To Celebrate His Oscar, Likely To Go Method And Carry It Himself

Matthew McConaughey Wants Another Baby To Celebrate His Oscar, Likely To Go Method And Carry It Himself

If I ever won an Oscar… actually, scratch that. When I win an Oscar (for sound mixing, obvs), I can’t really be sure how I’d choose to celebrate. There’d probably be a lot of nacho cheese involved, and probably some Reese’s peanut butter cups, but beyond that I don’t really know. But it looks newly minted Oscar winner like Matthew McConaughey has a very clear idea of how he wants to celebrate — by having a baby. More »

Ten Celebrities In Fraternities, Ranked From Total Bro To Huh?

Ten Celebrities In Fraternities, Ranked From Total Bro To Huh?

Johnny Knoxville himself was never a member of a fraternity, so maybe he wasn’t aware of the dangers of “hazing.” These ten celebrities were initiated into Greek life back in their college days before they were initiated into fame and fortune. I can picture some of them wearing Sperry shoes and popped collars (or whatever the fratty attire was back in their day), but some I can’t picture saying “bro” regardless of how hard I try. So, from least surprising to most surprising, ten celebrities who were in fraternities in college: More »

Zach Galifianakis + 14 Other Celebs Just As Complicated As Their Names

Zach Galifianakis + 14 Other Celebs Just As Complicated As Their Names

Happy birthday to Zach Galifianakis, who turns forty-four on this blessed day. Now there’s a guy with a complicated name, know what I mean? Like I get that it’s his birthday and all, but Zach knows what he did. Or what his parents did, rather. Any time I want to write about his antics, I have to look up whether he’s a Zack or a Zac or a Zach or even the rare breed of Zak who lives exclusively in The Bachelorette mansion and does shots of flavored vodka off his fellow bros. And don’t even get me started on his last name. More »