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• Top quotes about the Breaking Dawn wedding. (Celebuzz)
Russell Brand married Katy Perry less than 5 days ago, so it’s no surprise that chapters from his latest memoir, Booky Wook 2, have already been leaked to the press. Hey, you have to keep yourself media-fresh, even if that means using your matrimony as a vehicle to promote your book tour.
And what a book it is! Although Crushable hasn’t retained a copy, excerpts on Lemondrop reveal that Russell is truly the Janice Dickinson of British authors: he drops names, gives salacious details about his experiences having sex with a lactating mother which he entitles “Human Yoghurt,” and even mentions an understated shout-out to his new wife with a chapter called “I Kissed a Girl.” (Just one?) We tried to imagine what other sections Russell could base of his wife’s lyrics.
Alanis Morissette Marries Ryan Reynolds Some Guy That Looks Like Him - Congratulations to Alanis and her new husband “Souleye” (Mario Treadway), a white rapper that looks like Dave Coulier gave birth to Ryan Reynold’s baby. Best of both worlds? (via People)
Rumors have been flying about Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting engaged and married, and now it’s getting more specific!! “Right now, they are thinking about a summer wedding. Maybe August, in the Bahamas,” says a pal very close to … More