As I’m sure you remember, everyone’s favorite Jonas Brother Kevin Jonas is going to have a baby! And yes, I’m assuming he will be doing so all by himself, because based on my understanding of sex ed, you can’t get pregnant or cause a pregnancy by cupping someone’s elbow or giving them chaste pecks on the lips, which is the most sensual behavior I’ve ever seen go down between him and his wife Danielle. More
Topic: married to jonas
Hark! Hear ye hear ye, shepherds of the world, for I bring you glad tidings of great joy! Noted purity-ring wearer and reality television star Kevin Jonas is to have a baby bestowed upon him by the great Pop Singer in the sky, our Almighty Stork-Father. More
On the season two finale of Married to Jonas, Timid And Anxious Danielle Jonas became Cosmo Career Woman Danielle Jonas. That’s right guys, this week Dani started her new job. And by “job” I mean, Cosmo is going to feature her in their new cooking column just this one time. More
Before we even dive into everything that happened between Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas during last night’s episode of Married to Jonas, let’s all agree that women shouldn’t work outside the home. Ever. Other things they shouldn’t do? Wear pants, have … More
I’m worried about Kevin Jonas. There I said it. After watching the season two premiere of Married to Jonas last night, it started to become all too clear to me that the Deleasa family took him hostage after he married Daniella Deleasa — and that they plan to use him for his fame for as long as possible. More
Well isn’t this sweet in an odd sorta way. More
I can tell that Kevin Jonas is totally in love with his wife Danielle, because he paid $7,000 to sleep in the same room as her on their third anniversary. More
Naturally we all assumed this meant Danielle was pregnant, with child, renting out her uterus, growing a baby in her belly, inviting the stork over for a play date. Why else would you ask both families to come to a dinner on a random night? More
As an avid watcher of The Virgin Diaries, I eagerly sat down to watch Married to Jonas last night. I naturally assumed that the show would be a cross between Real Housewives of New Jersey and Downton Abbey. An interesting peek into the home of Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle Jonas. More
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I get the vibe that Kevin Jonas may still be a virgin. There’s nothing factual to back up my statement. Just an instinct. And the fact that he poses with Danielle in a cousin/acquaintance fashion — and not a “boom, this is the woman who stole my v-card” way.
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