Topic: marriage

Did Kim Kardashian Try To Cast Her Husband?

Did Kim Kardashian Try To Cast Her Husband?

A sadly believable rumor began circulating today that Kim Kardashian and her people basically set out to cast an NBA basketball player to date/romance/marry her on this past season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and the lumbering 6’9″ Kris Humphries wasn’t even her first choice. But…but…he proposed to her with a bunch of candles and rose petals. That must mean their love is real. More »

5 Facts About Frances Bean Cobain’s Possible Fiancé Isaiah Silva

5 Facts About Frances Bean Cobain's Possible Fiancé Isaiah Silva

According to some posts on both of their Facebook pages, it would appear rock scion Frances Bean Cobain is at least pretending to be engaged to her boyfriend of about a year, local musician Isaiah Silva. Then again, from what little we know of her, Frances Bean (or as she’s currently calling herself on Facebook, Frodo Matthew Lillard) seems to have a wry sense of humor, so who knows? “Getting to spend the rest of my life loving my best friend makes me the luckiest woman in the world,” she wrote back in September. He also referred to her as his fiancé in a comment. It’s a testament to her ability to fly under the radar that nobody leaked screenshots to the press until now. But just who is this flannel-clad babe she’s been dating? Read on. More »

Am I Right Ladies? Advertising The End Of Marriage

Am I Right Ladies? Advertising The End Of Marriage

The votes are in, and once again I’m not one of People’s 50 Most Beautiful People. Maybe next year, amirightladies? I’M KIDDING. But seriously, next year? No, but actually seriously, the people have voted and Consumerist has tallied the votes for this year’s Worst Ad in America. Now usually the only time I talk about Consumerist is when I’m referencing myself. As in I’m a consumerist of junk food. Really I’m more of a ravenous-ist but who’s counting? I’m not (if we’re talking about calories). More »

7 Reasons Why Shannon Tweed Should Have Married Richard Simmons Instead Of Gene Simmons

7 Reasons Why Shannon Tweed Should Have Married Richard Simmons Instead Of Gene Simmons

Shannon Tweed married her longtime boyfriend Gene Simmons over the weekend, in an event to be televised on Gene Simmons Family Jewels. When I first heard Gene was getting married, my dumb brain thought I was hearing about Richard Simmons, and I was like, “What?! Dude’s getting married… to a lady?” But no, Gene Simmons is the guy from KISS, and he’s aggressively heterosexual. So much so that he’s been openly cheating on Shannon, with whom he he has two kids, for years. So maybe marrying Richard Simmons wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all. Here are 7 reasons why she should probably do that instead: More »

Conspiracy Theory: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Have An Open Marriage

Conspiracy Theory: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Have An Open Marriage

One of the biggest gossip stories today is the assertion, made by multiple someones, that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on Demi Moore with younger women and their marriage is on the rocks because of it. It wouldn’t be the first time someone has run with this story. But what if the reason Ashton keeps getting caught “cheating” is because they actually have an open marriage…and they just don’t want to talk about it to the press? More »

‘The Change-Up’ May Seem Like Escapism for Guys, But It’s Actually a Female Fantasy

'The Change-Up' May Seem Like Escapism for Guys, But It's Actually a Female Fantasy

This year has already seen several comedies marketed to men in which belabored husbands get to take a break from marriage. You had Hall Pass early in the year, wherein Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis‘ wives gave them carte blanche for a whole week. Today’s big release is The Change-Up, in which Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switch bodies. Not surprisingly, Reynolds gets the short end of the stick, while Bateman gets to run around as a hot single guy, and catch the attention of his crush Olivia Wilde.

However, both of these movies have one very important thing in common: The guy who’s all talk but never follows through. We’d go so far as to say he’s neutered… and the producers seem to be banking on him as the female moviegoers’ ultimate fantasy. More »