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If you skipped your morning coffee and were hoping that the 2013 Billboard Music Award nominations (or “finalists,” as they call them to confuse us) would wake you up with some surprise contenders, you should probably just make a Starbucks run, because this is the Sleepytime Tea of award shows. More
There’s only one thing I love more than smelling like a Rite-Aid version of a celebrity: watching them incriminate themselves into hypocrisy. More
In an interview with Billboard magazine, Prince discussed his long-running feud with Madonna. Now I don’t know about you, but when two of the world’s best musicians–Prince and Elton John–both have equal disdain for Madonna, I’m inclined to side with two of the world’s best musicians. More
It may have become apparent to regular readers of this website by now that I have a bit of a hate-on for Maroon 5 frontman, The Voice judge, and all-around dufus Adam Levine. Whether I’m celebrating his untimely death on American Horror Story or looking askance at his upcoming Saturday Night Live hosting gig, he fills me with a distaste almost too intense for words. Even when he is doing things I approve of, I recoil. His smug screed about the miracles of magic mushrooms, for instance, almost ruined my favorite Wednesday night activity forever. More
DJ Earworm has released the United States of Pop 2012, his annual mashup of the twenty-five best songs of the year. So I guess that’s it for me for the year. Wake me when it’s 2013. More
Did we mention that Daniel Kim combines 55 pop songs into a mix, and it’s not overwhelming at all? Yeah. More
It’s becoming increasingly apparent that Adam Levine thinks “I’m Too Sexy” was written about him, and he wants to add the line, “I’m too sexy to get in trouble for saying hyperbolic, classless things.” More
Face it, as much as you complained about “Call Me Maybe” and “Somebody That I Used To Know,” you’re excited to hear them mashed up by DJ Robin Skouteris. More
I was pleasantly surprised by host Jeremy Renner‘s performance on last night’s Saturday Night Live, but if I never see ‘The Californians’ again, I will die happy. More
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Meet JJAMZ, the band that formed a few years ago after five friends decided on a whim to record a song after a night out. More
Last night, the new season of American Horror Story premiered with a star-studded bang just in time for Halloweeeeen. It was a regular clusterfuck of familiar faces, and some moments were genuinely scary. However, I’m afraid there were far more “oofs” in the hour-long premiere than “eeks,” so I’m rounding up the ten most unintentionally hilarious moments. Spoilers ahead! More
Every day, we see a different artist billed as the next big thing. The next Justin Bieber! The next Adele! But who, out of all those musicians on YouTube, Facebook, Reddit, and Twitter, will make it to the top? Who really is the next Justin Bieber? The next Lady Gaga? Nicki Minaj? John Mayer? Rihanna? Well, just for you, we combed the internet to find out. And we’ve rounded up all our top pics right here. Some of these artists are already making a name for themselves, and others will only be recognized by the truly internet-obsessed. More
Do you have any idea how difficult it was for me to check off “Music” as the category for this post? I’m a little sad we don’t have a category for “piercing, repetitive ear poison.” Perhaps I should talk to tech about that. More
this week, Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon Five and judge on The Voice, somehow managed to be a bad guy and a nice guy all in one sentence. He revealed to Details Magazine that he sleeps with so many women because, “he loves women so much.” I think this is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard. More
