Topic: Magic Mike

One Excited Magic Mike Extra Got A Little Too Friendly With Matthew McConaughey’s Butt

One Excited Magic Mike Extra Got A Little Too Friendly With Matthew McConaughey's Butt

Matthew McConaughey‘s ass as it appears in Magic Mike may actually be one of the great wonders of the world. It’s taut, it’s round, and it’s so expressive that it probably deserves its own Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Hence, it seems only natural that extras on the movie would take the opportunity to try to get to know it as well as possible. You just don’t let that kind of thing pass you by. More »

Let’s Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey’s Extreme Weight Loss

Let's Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey's Extreme Weight Loss

It’s to believe that the man who gyrated his crotch in our faces this summer in Magic Mike now looks like a hollow version of his former self, that’s he’s transformed into a  soft whisper in a crowded room. Anyone who just met him would find it difficult to picture him energetically banging on bongos in the California sun. Not when he looks like he’s lost his will to live, his drive to eat, his passion for sculpted bodies.
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Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Can’t Do

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Canât Do

Unless a movie is cholk-full of explosions and car chases, men stigmatize each other from seeing it.  The only way it would have been acceptable for me to see Magic Mike alone would have been if Channing Tatum’s penis had exploded mid dance, and even then it would have been borderline.  Maybe if Matthew McConaughey’s penis had also exploded and then he drove through town wildly, smashing cars and buses along the way, I would have been okay. More »