Topic: Magic Mike

Let’s Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey’s Extreme Weight Loss

Let's Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey's Extreme Weight Loss

It’s to believe that the man who gyrated his crotch in our faces this summer in Magic Mike now looks like a hollow version of his former self, that’s he’s transformed into a  soft whisper in a crowded room. Anyone who just met him would find it difficult to picture him energetically banging on bongos in the California sun. Not when he looks like he’s lost his will to live, his drive to eat, his passion for sculpted bodies.
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Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Can’t Do

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Canât Do

Unless a movie is cholk-full of explosions and car chases, men stigmatize each other from seeing it.  The only way it would have been acceptable for me to see Magic Mike alone would have been if Channing Tatum’s penis had exploded mid dance, and even then it would have been borderline.  Maybe if Matthew McConaughey’s penis had also exploded and then he drove through town wildly, smashing cars and buses along the way, I would have been okay. More »

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

If you haven’t heard of Magic Mike or The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I feel so sorry for you. Chances are if you’re reading this, you are familiar with both of these amazing sources of entertainment and want to know just what I am actually talking about. Now hear me out, we all know that Joe Gorga loves sex. He loves to be naked. He loves to strip. He loves to walk around without a shirt on. Why was he not cast in Magic Mike?! I can only assume that he has seen the movie and whispered to his wife the whole time, “I could do that!” More »