Topic: Magic Mike

Do You Have What It Takes To Work At Channing Tatum’s Very Sexy Restaurant?

Let’s take a look at the very sexy job requirements! More »

Let’s Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey’s Extreme Weight Loss

It’s to believe that the man who gyrated his crotch in our faces this summer in Magic Mike now looks like a hollow version of his former self, that’s he’s transformed into a soft whisper in a crowded room. Anyone who just met him would find it difficult to picture him energetically banging on bongos in the California sun. Not when he looks like he’s lost his will to live, his drive to eat, his passion for sculpted bodies.
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I’m Loving The Fact That This Video Combines Grindr, Republicans And Tampa

As a native Tampon, I’m so thrilled to see Tampa finally getting the recognition it deserves in the mainstream media. More »

[UPDATE] Maybe Alex Pettyfer Just Cheated On His Fiance Because He Was Doing Research For The Magic Mike Sequel

What’s that old saying? If it looks like cheating and it sounds like cheating, it’s probably just research for a film about male strippers. More »

Channing Tatum Continues To Expand The Magic Mike Franchise In The Most Logical Way: By Opening A Magic Mike Bar

It’s like Cheers, but where everyone knows your dick size. More »

Joe Manganiello Answered Our Prayers And Is Coming Back To How I Met Your Mother

Thanks no doubt to his funny turn as Big Dick Richie in Magic Mike, Joe Manganiello is reprising the role of beefy but dumb lawyer Brad on HIMYM season 8. Last we saw him, Barney knocked him out… More »

Photos Of Matt Bomer And His Adorable Twin Sons Just Make My Ovaries Happy

The Bomer boys! They ride cabs! Just like us! When we’re drunk and too lazy to take the subway! More »

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Can’t Do

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Canâ��t Do

Unless a movie is cholk-full of explosions and car chases, men stigmatize each other from seeing it. The only way it would have been acceptable for me to see Magic Mike alone would have been if Channing Tatum’s penis had exploded mid dance, and even then it would have been borderline. Maybe if Matthew McConaughey’s penis had also exploded and then he drove through town wildly, smashing cars and buses along the way, I would have been okay. More »

Call Him ‘Big Tweet Richie’: Joe Manganiello Caught In Twitter Four-Way With Octavia Spencer, Yvette Nicole Brown, And Retta

It takes a special blend of werewolf DNA, G-strings, and San Diego Comic-Con to make Oscar winner Octavia Spencer fight with Community‘s Yvette Nicole Brown and Parks and Rec‘s Retta over their fantasy boyfriend Joe Manganiello. More »

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reasons Why Joe Gorga Should Be in the Magic Mike Sequel

If you haven’t heard of Magic Mike or The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I feel so sorry for you. Chances are if you’re reading this, you are familiar with both of these amazing sources of entertainment and want to know just what I am actually talking about. Now hear me out, we all know that Joe Gorga loves sex. He loves to be naked. He loves to strip. He loves to walk around without a shirt on. Why was he not cast in Magic Mike?! I can only assume that he has seen the movie and whispered to his wife the whole time, “I could do that!” More »

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