Topic: Magic Mike

A GIF Guide To Understanding Channing Tatum’s Sex Appeal (NSFW)

In honor of Channing’s birthday as well as my inability to get excited about having sex with the sexiest man alive, I thought I would create a GIF guide of reasons for why some people get giddy whenever they hear his name. More »

Julianne Hough Flirts With Alex Pettyfer At Coachella, Is Officially A Cougar

What in the world is going on at Coachella? Rich celebrities are dressing like they can’t afford full pant legs and Kristen Stewart and Liberty Ross are standing next to each other. And now Julianne Hough, who recently split from aged possible-robot Ryan Seacrest, is flirting with a man more than a year younger than her. What is this madness? More »

Happy Birthday Alex Pettyfer: Here Are A Few Simple Steps to Regain Your Bad Boy Street Cred

Today, we wish a happy 23rd birthday to Alex Pettyfer. Two years ago, he was primed to become Hollywood’s next bad boy, but despite his role as a male stripper prodigy in last year’s Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer has disappeared from the public eye lately. Justin Bieber, John Mayer and Chris Brown provide some ideas as to how he can regain his Hollywood bad boy image. More »

MTV Movie Award Nominees: Will Channing Tatum Dethrone Daniel Day-Lewis?

The MTV Movie Award nominees have been announced, and as usual they seem to be exclusively catered to moviegoers with multiple personality disorder who like Lincoln during the day and Magic Mike at night. I’m pretty sure it was the plot of that show Do No Harm. More »

Side Effect Of Side Effects? Learning Channing Tatum Can’t Play A Rich Dude

There’s just something about him that doesn’t scream Wall Street to me. I bought his performance as Magic Mike Hoku-style, hook, line and sinker. I could easily imagine him stripping at night and making furniture out of litter by day. But I can’t see him sitting down for a five-course meal in the middle of Manhattan and knowing what wine to order. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Tourists Who See Magic Mike: The Musical And Get A Surprise Lap Dance

The producer of upcoming Broadway play Magic Mike: The Musical recently announced that there will “most definitely” be lap dances given to audience members as a part of the performance. More »

Harry Styles Got A Stripper For His Birthday, Didn’t Even Register For It At Bed, Bath And Beyond

Young Harry Styles from One Direction received a stripper for his 19th birthday this weekend. He also received a phone call from his grandmother where she said, “happy Birthday Harold Doll” and he said, “Grandma, I told you not to call me that.” More »

Channing Tatum Will Conquer His Fear Of Baby Poop, Women Everywhere Swoon

It is a known fact that if you have man-junk, the art of changing a diaper is probably mystifying to you. And even though Channing Tatum has many superpowers, knowing how to properly take care of infant poop isn’t one of them. More »

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One Excited Magic Mike Extra Got A Little Too Friendly With Matthew McConaughey’s Butt

Matthew McConaughey‘s ass as it appears in Magic Mike may actually be one of the great wonders of the world. It’s taut, it’s round, and it’s so expressive that it probably deserves its own Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Hence, it seems only natural that extras on the movie would take the opportunity to try to get to know it as well as possible. You just don’t let that kind of thing pass you by. More »

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