Topic: madonna

Madonna Falls On Stage, Sues Manufacturer Who Made Her Legs

Because nip slips are getting passe at this point and she ran out of guns, Madonna tripped and fell while performing in Dallas, Texas on October 20th. More »

Madonna Brings A Gun Onto A Colorado Stage, Has Officially Lost Her Mind

Mere months after the tragedy in Aurora, Colorado, at the midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises, Madonna waved a fake gun onstage at her concert in Denver. And she can’t understand why that’s wrong. More »

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Leon Rebels By Being Responsible

In a shocking display of rebellion, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon has applied to a top-40 ranked college at the age of sixteen! More »

Madonna Claims Her ‘Black Muslim’ Comment Was Meant To Be Ironic…Do We Believe Her?

A day after her seemingly sincere comments about how we have a black Muslim in the White House hit the Internet, Madonna is doing some backpedaling and trying to convince everyone that she was just joking. More »

Madonna Should Know Better Than To Call Barack Obama A ‘Black Muslim’

Was this a backhanded endorsement, or does Madonna truly believe those rumors about Barack Obama‘s religion? More »

What Business Do Arch Frenemies Madonna And Lady Gaga Have Being Onstage Together?

Considering how openly Madonna hates Lady Gaga, I was surprised to hear her alluding to the two of them ‘sharing a stage’ in the future. It’s a trap! More »

Let’s Take A Peek At Madonna’s Birthday Card From Her Daughter Lourdes

It’s Madonna‘s 54th birthday today, and we were lucky enough to find a copy of Lourdes‘ card to her mom. I bet the Queen of Pop and her daughter won’t mind if we take a quick peek. More »

Madonna Pisses Off Russian Orthodox Church By Expressing Support For Jailed Feminist Punk Band Pussy Riot

Madonna is no stranger to pissing off church people, but I think all but the most evil of fascists (a.k.a. the Russian government) can agree that she actually has a point this time. More »

Dear Madonna, I Think It’s Time For An Intervention

It’s been brought to my attention that Madonna is addicted to her career, so this is an intervention. It’s time to retire before things get worse. More »

What We're Reading:

Crush Links: At Least We Know Madonna’s Nips Are Even Now?

• Did seeing Madonna’s right boob make you want to see her left boob? Me either, but she showed us anyway (Have U Heard)

• Why is Teresa and Joe Giudice living separate lives sad? Can you blame them for not wanting to be around each other? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Did you miss KUWTK last night? Looks like Kris and Bruce are in big trouble. And by that I mean, Bruce seems to be inching toward freedom (The Stir)

• Sage Stallone’s death remains a mystery (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Will Mariah Carey replace J.Lo on Idol? (Lainey Gossip)

• Kate and William will figure out who snitched if it’s the last thing they do (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Bachelorette couples: where are they now? Well…mostly divorced (Celebuzz)

Nip Slips, Random Tears, Probable Ecstasy Use…Is Madonna Finally Having A Midlife Crisis?

After decades of “controlling the narrative” with seeming effortlessness, Madonna is finally starting to lose it. More »

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes In A Cone Bra: Adorable Or Inappropriate?

Does anyone not do shit like this when they’re 15? More »

Madonna Flashes Her Boob At A Concert In Turkey…Yes, On Purpose

For some strange, inexplicable reason, Madonna flashed the audience a glimpse of her bare breast at her MDNA concert in Turkey last night. And yes, you can see nipple. More »

10 Things That Madonna’s Kids Will Grow Up Never Knowing How To Do, On Account Of Her Superstrength Arms

Madonna has such absurdly muscular arms that we worry her kids will grow up without certain basic skills…like opening pickle jars or punching bears. In an effort to prepare Lourdes, Rocco, David, and Mercy for the world, we’ve compiled a list of the ten most important things they are unlikely to know how to do, on account of their mom’s robo-arms. More »

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