Topic: madonna

10 Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Celebrities

10 Songs You Didnât Know Were About Celebrities

Of all the many reasons I myself would like to date a celebrity and/or be one myself, ‘because I could get a song written about me’ is pretty near the top. It’s only slightly behind ‘being able to afford to rent out Six Flags for the day’ and ‘having a wax figure of myself at Madame Tussaud’s so I could pose as it and scare the poops out of tourists when they tried to take pictures with me’. More »

Madonna Has A Grill Now Because Of Course She Does

Madonna Has A Grill Now Because Of Course She Does

At what point will Madonna start allowing herself to age, do we think?My instinct is that she’ll never loosen her grip on her swiftly fading faded youth, and will instead just fall asleep one night smeared in her usual layers of stem cells and bone marrow, and just never wake up to to emerge from her sleeping pod ever ever again. Case in point: she has a grill now. More »