Maybe I’m just easily amused, but the new photo Macaulay Culkin posted to the Twitter page of his band, Pizza Underground, has already given me a stitch in my side from laughing. I’m about to make it my desktop background. And my screensaver. And my lock screen. And ask my family to get it printed on my headstone. More
Topic: Macaulay Culkin
And when I say every character, I really mean every character. Everybody, from Kevin McCallister to the many adults who traumatized him, has Paul’s face. More
While I’m more than happy to talk about Kevin being a sociopath, I think there’s a much bigger problem at hand. And that’s all the adults in Kevin’s life who completely fail him during his time of need. More
That’s right. Macaulay is now in a band called Pizza Underground. I promise you I am not kidding about this, even though it sounds like a game of mad libs. More
This is a crazy world of ours, and I feel like people are getting famous younger and younger. Some of them because they’re talented, but some just…because. They’re all extremely lucky and hard-working, but let’s not labor under the assumption that all child stars are created equal. I was never one myself, but that doesn’t mean I’m not capable of gazing upon their working and making judgements on it. More
LOL you guys, former child star Macaulay Culkin is making art now! And guess what? It’s some of the best art I’ve seen in a while. More
An amazing new blog called Mugshot Doppelganger purports to bring you the 1920s criminal doppelgangers of various celebrities who’ve found themselves on the wrong side of the law. Because everyone looks classier as an old timey person. As it turns out, there’s no celebrity mugshot that can’t be improved with a little oldening. Let’s compare and contrast and you’ll see what I mean. More
Just because Macaulay Culkin went to Natalie Portman‘s wedding doesn’t mean he’s not still addicted to drugs. More
The recent pictures of Macaulay Culkin looking not unlike a war camp prisoner prompted me to think about all of the “child stars” of yesteryear, especially the ones I grew up with. A lot of them are in pretty bad shape, making me wistful for days gone by when I watch Uncle Buck, The Parent Trap, What a Girl Wants, etc. More
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If I ever have kids, assuming I like them, there is no way in hell I am ever letting them become child stars. Sure, they’d balloon into little piggy banks for a while, but if there’s one thing E! True Hollywood Stories has taught us, it’s that child stardom is a surer road to ruin than premarital sex and reefer madness combined. More
Great news guys! Macaulay Culkin, the ’90s favorite child star and the ’00s favorite whatever-happened-to star, finally read his child star memo on “how to get headlines after you lose your looks.” His scandal of choice? Losing so much weight that tabloids have no choice but to call him gaunt and possibly ill. More
Anyone still disturbed by the fact that 1990 hit Home Alone let Kevin McCallister‘s budding sociopathic tendencies go largely unremarked will feel vindicated by this video mash-up of said movie and the 2011 psycho-thriller We Need To Talk About Kevin. More
We’ve rounded up 15 classic Christmas movies — Love Actually, Jingle All the Way, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and many more — and made snap judgments about the kind of person you are depending on which one is your favorite. More
Macaulay Culkin turns 31 today — can you believe it? How did someone so young get so old? We’ll never understand the space-time continuum. Mac starred in Party Monster and he’s been shot by Terry Richardson, which means there are some pretty damn campy photos of the birthday boy out there. Here are some of them. More