Topic: Louis Tomlinson

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

The Wanted And One Direction Get Into A Twitter Fight, Force Their Parents To Ground Them For A Week

While you spent your Sunday night doing mature adult things, the boys of One Direction and The Wanted got into a Twitter fight that reminded me of a “your momma is so fat” diss-off I had with a friend in 3rd grade. (For the … More »

The New Version Of The ‘Kiss You’ Video Makes Me Get The One Direction Hype

Welp, it’s finally happened. I finally get the One Direction hype. I can’t say that I’m proud of myself, but I guess I should’ve known that this day would come eventually. More »

Louis Tomlinson Got A New Tattoo Suggesting He’s Not That Into One Direction

Louis Tomlinson, a lesser members of One Direction who is not in possession of the rakish good looks of Zayn Malik or the womanizing charm of Harry Styles, has learned over time that he has to distinguish himself in other ways. One of those ways is by having the same hairstyle as Harry but a different face, and the other one is by getting a shit ton of tattoos. More »

The One Direction Movie Just Got One Step Closer To Your Eyeholes

I didn’t even realize I was supposed to be on the edge of my seat about the One Direction movie, but now that I do, my cheeks are firmly in position. More »

One Direction‘s Harry Styles Hit In Crotch By Shoe, Hats Everywhere Swear Vengeance

At his concert last night, One Direction floppy-haired darling Harry Styles was hit in the crotch with a flying shoe. Will hats and scarves mobilize to his cause, or will Harry be forced to face the cavalcade of footwear all by himself? More »

The Boys Of One Direction Turn A Creepy Song Adorable In This ‘Self Shot’ Video They Made For Charity

“One Way Or Another” is a creepy song, if you pay attention to the words. Essentially, the singer is promising to stalk his or her object of affection until that fateful day when they “getcha getcha getcha getcha” (ominous!). Debbie Harry pulled it off because she was a stone cold babe, and now the boys of One Direction have taken their own shot at it. More »

Who Is Harry Styles And Why Can’t He Move In More Than One Direction?

Oh hello there old person! Welcome to Crushable! If you’re here, it’s because a young person in your life didn’t want to hear any more of your stupid questions. To be frank, they’re sick and tired of you asking, “what is a Harry Styles and why won’t his mother make him get a hair cut?” More »

One Direction Can Officially Never, And I Mean Never Break Up

You can rest easy tonight, teens and tweens of the world, because One Direction just signed a new contract that essentially says they can’t break up in the next three years. More »

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10 Guys Selena Gomez Should Date Instead Of Justin Bieber

I’m tired of the endless back and forth in the Jelena relationship, so here are 10 guys Selena Gomez should date instead of Justin Bieber. More »

One Direction Embraces Tattoos, Rejects Condoms

You heard me. More »

One Direction Gets Featured In British Vogue, Making It Impossible For Adults To Continue Ignoring Them

While we’re obsessed with the boy band at Crushable, I’ve sadly learned that most people my age aren’t quite as enamored with them. In fact, (prepare for a large gasp), some of them don’t even know who are or why I can belt out all the words to “What Makes You Beautiful” when it starts playing in CVS. More »

Rumors Say Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Getting Engaged, So Get That Jelena Tattoo You Always Wanted!

So could it be true. Could Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez be getting faux-engaged for real publicity? O More »

The List Of Topics One Direction Banned From Interviews Is Surprisingly Lame

I’ve seen more exciting conversation come from a rigged game of M.A.S.H and frankly I’m disappointed the boys would ban these questions. More »

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