Topic: Lizzie Borden Took An Ax

Lifetime Movie Lizzie Borden Took An Ax Was One Giant ‘MUAHAHAHA’

Lifetime Movie Lizzie Borden Took An Ax Was One Giant 'MUAHAHAHA'

If you were to transcribe the new Lifetime movie Lizzie Borden Took An Ax, no matter what utensil you used, your hand would just involuntarily write MUAHAHAHA over and over again for page after page. Oh, except in the middle you would just write ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, because that was when all the dull courtroom drama happened. So it was an evil drawn-out cackle with a nap in the middle. More »

9 More Crazy Ladies In History Who Should Have Their Own Lifetime Movies

9 More Crazy Ladies In History Who Should Have Their Own Lifetime Movies

Lizzie Borden Took An Ax premieres this Saturday night on Lifetime, following the network’s trend of cramming all their high-profile movies into the beginning of the year. That got me to thinking about other “crazy ladies” (as Lifetime would see it) in history whose stories are perfect for the Lifetime treatment. So I did a little research into notorious women from decades and centuries past and chose nine whose stories would make great TV movies. More »