I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Britney Spears has dated some real doozies over the years. Everything seems okay right at first, when she gets together with a nice normal guy and her dad loves him and he’s not in it for the money…but then thirty seconds later she’s in love and moving in and engaged and ready for kids. More
You guys, Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner bought each other things this weekend, and that just got me thinking about the fact that these two are probably the best couple we have out there in the game right now. We don’t talk about them enough, but that stops today. More
Someone should hire Rihanna as an environmental spokesperson, because she has recycling down to a science. Granted, it’s recyling guys and not bottles and cans, but we all have a different purpose on this earth, am I right? More
Despite the fact that she and Ryan Sweeting just got engaged a month ago after only three months of dating, Kaley Cuoco wants to get married early next year. Whoa girl. What’s your hurry? More
I think the relationship between Katy Perry and John Mayer has reached the statute of limitations on “new relationship gushing,” in my opinion. I know when you’re first dating someone, you tend to view each other the way one might view a unicorn taking a glittery, rainbow dump: admiringly with awe. More
As a rule, I hate blanket statements and every single person who makes them, but I’m about to briefly join that populace as I say: there has never been and shall never be a Hollywood couple more private than Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz. These two speak about each other to the media so infrequently that I’m not even 100% convinced that they know they’re married. More
Guys, sometimes I predict the future. Just yesterday, I wrote a post about the ten funniest celebrity fake relationships, and now today we have a new fake-lationship to add to the roster. Please welcome to the stage…Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz!
You know that saying, ‘sometimes a whole is greater than the sum of its parts’? Well, sometimes that means peanut butter is delicious and jelly is delicious, but PB&J is extra delicious, which is great. But some other times it means there are two famous people who aren’t quite taking it to the next level, but suddenly with their powers combined, they’re one of those elusive beasts, the celebrity power couple, and they become unstoppable.
I’ll take ‘Odd New Celebrity Couples’ for $400, Alex. More
Cumberbitches at attention — this is not a drill! Your dream-boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch has been spotted holding hands with someone who isn’t you, so I think it’s time we get to the bottom of this. More
You guys, I owe you an apology. Again. I’m sorry. I was pretty goddamn sure that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had officially called it quits, but I was WRONG. Oh so wrong. Oh so very very wrong because they were just spotted together in Canada. And you know that old saying — “The couple that’s spotted together, gets married together.” I’m pretty sure that’s how that goes. More
Oh blessed be the powers of patriotic face paint, and its properties of revelation, particularly in regards to the personal life of one Miss Taylor Swift, professional short-term girlfriend and amateur long-term cat-owner. If that sentence didn’t make sense to you the first time around, I guess it means you haven’t seen the INTERNET this morning, where whispers of a new T-Swift relationship are in swirling abundance. Take a knee. More
Now that Katy Perry and John Mayer are re-back together, Katy is ‘laying down the law’ with some dating rules…aka asking John not to text his exes. I’m gonna go ahead and take this opportunity to encourage you to raise those standards, lady. More
I want everyone to hold onto their tattoo sleeves, because I’ve just gotten word from the big blue Twitter bird in the sky that Kat Von D and Deadmau5 have broken up. I KNOW. I know, you guys. I may never believe in love or Twitter proposals ever again. More