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While there are so many things to love about Lindsay Lohan, I’d have to say my favorite thing about her is her ability to choose not to live in reality. More
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While there are so many things to love about Lindsay Lohan, I’d have to say my favorite thing about her is her ability to choose not to live in reality. More
According to TMZ, she’s checked out of Betty Ford and has entered Cliffside rehab facility in Malibu, which was apparently approved by all the important people who approve these things, like the judge and lawyers involved in the case. Michael Lohan didn’t even have to wear a fake mustache and an orderly uniform and wheel Lindsay out on a breakfast cart. Just “Yeah, sure, go ahead.” More
We now know that she’ll be present at the Venice Film Festival this August when her film The Canyons (co-starring porn star James Deen) premieres. What will happen? Will rehab have changed her? Will she be the same ol’ LiLo? I’ve put together a list of a few things I’d like to see happen at this newly announced post-rehab outing. I believe all of them are extremely likely. I’m not saying they’re all gonna definitely happen, except that I am. More
Toddlers And Tiaras returns tonight, which is a relief because I finally identified what exactly what was missing from my life, and it was screaming girlchildren all made up and standing in a row. There’s something about the timbre of a baby beauty queen’s voice that I just can’t get anywhere else; it’s the perfect combination of shrill and demanding, with just the tiniest dusting of Pixi Stick powder sprinkled over the top. More
Ah, the Lohans. When they’re not trying to break their daughter Lindsay Lohan out of rehab or making comments about their being in rehab or just generally using their daughter’s fame to make things all about them, they’re getting paid $50,000 to appear on a talk show together. You know, just all part of being a parent. More
According to a friend (who is most definitely a friend because not-friends would never speak about a friend in rehab to the media), Linds knows that a role like this could rocket her back into the spotlight — for not-court-related reasons. More
I want to make sure I understand the concept of rehab correctly. It’s a really fun place that you get to go after you do things wrong a bunch of times in a row. You can’t bring all your drugs with you there, just your favorite ones, and even though the bad people tell you to stay in there the whole time, it’s widely known that you can come and go as you please. Right? No? More
In case you were thinking that Lindsay Lohan might actually be taking rehab seriously this time around, don’t worry — she plans on getting right back on Adderall once she gets out. Good, great, I’m glad we had this talk. More
Gavin Doyle told Cosmopolitan what it was like being Lindsay Lohan’s right-hand man. And it doesn’t sound as bad as you might expect. Okay, some things do. But you get free sunglasses! More
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Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More
In news that makes me hopeful that Lindsay Lohan’s actually getting better in rehab, she turned down the chance to be roasted by Comedy Central. More
Another day, another Lindsay Lohan rehab story! She’s been in rehab for what, a week? Naturally we couldn’t go a full seven days without some genuine “insider” information. Lohan is allegedly considering leaving Betty Ford because she’s not permitted to take Adderall while she’s there. You know, because it’s a rehab facility and Adderall is considered a drug. Crazy! More
Whenever I read a quote from Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, I’m reminded that Lindsay Lohan never had a chance to grow into a mature adult. Her parents seem to still be struggling with that exact same process and they’re what the scientific community commonly refers to as middle-aged. More
With Lindsay Lohan finally nestled up all snug in her rehab bed, I bet you’d like to read some quotes from the last interview she gave before she went in there, right? It’ll probably be just chock full of honest regrets and statements from the heart, the kind of thing that will leave me with a grudging respect for her and everything she’s gone through to get to this point. Orrrrr not. More