Topic: Lindsay-Lohan

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »

Don’t Worry, Guys — Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

Don't Worry, Guys -- Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

With Lindsay Lohan finally nestled up all snug in her rehab bed, I bet you’d like to read some quotes from the last interview she gave before she went in there, right? It’ll probably be just chock full of honest regrets and statements from the heart, the kind of thing that will leave me with a grudging respect for her and everything she’s gone through to get to this point. Orrrrr not. More »

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

LiLo’s Really Making The Rounds Before Rehab, Hangs Backstage With Alec Baldwin

LiLo's Really Making The Rounds Before Rehab, Hangs Backstage With Alec Baldwin

I hope everyone is thoroughly enjoying this game of “Where in the World is Lindsay Lohan.” She’s really checking everything off her to-do list before she enters rehab next month. She was hiding under tables in Brazil, she somehow got her rehab delayed so she could go to Coachella, and now she’s in New York City hanging out with Alec Baldwin backstage at his play Orphans. You know, that play Shia LaBeouf quit. More »

The Parent Trap Showdown: Hayley Mills Versus Lindsay Lohan

The Parent Trap Showdown: Hayley Mills Versus Lindsay Lohan

The occasion of Miss Hayley Mills’ birth obviously requires some celebratory reflection on the film for which she is most known, as well as it’s 90s counterpart. And let’s face it, that’s certainly the version of Lindsay Lohan we all like to remember. Let’s rewind the clock to yesteryear to compare the highlights of these Disney masterpieces and decide which one takes the (birthday) cake.
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