Topic: Lindsay-Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Continues Her Rehab Tour Of America By Checking Into A New Facility

Lindsay Lohan Continues Her Rehab Tour Of America By Checking Into A New Facility

According to TMZ, she’s checked out of Betty Ford and has entered Cliffside rehab facility in Malibu, which was apparently approved by all the important people who approve these things, like the judge and lawyers involved in the case. Michael Lohan didn’t even have to wear a fake mustache and an orderly uniform and wheel Lindsay out on a breakfast cart. Just “Yeah, sure, go ahead.” More »

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan’s First Post-Rehab Outing

10 Things I Hope Happen During Lindsay Lohan's First Post-Rehab Outing

We now know that she’ll be present at the Venice Film Festival this August when her film The Canyons (co-starring porn star James Deen) premieres. What will happen? Will rehab have changed her? Will she be the same ol’ LiLo? I’ve put together a list of a few things I’d like to see happen at this newly announced post-rehab outing. I believe all of them are extremely likely. I’m not saying they’re all gonna definitely happen, except that I am. More »

10 Celebrities Who Could’ve Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

10 Celebrities Who Could've Gotten Their Start On Toddlers And Tiaras

Toddlers And Tiaras returns tonight, which is a relief because I finally identified what exactly what was missing from my life, and it was screaming girlchildren all made up and standing in a row. There’s something about the timbre of a baby beauty queen’s voice that I just can’t get anywhere else; it’s the perfect combination of shrill and demanding, with just the tiniest dusting of Pixi Stick powder sprinkled over the top. More »

We’re Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

We're Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

I want to make sure I understand the concept of rehab correctly. It’s a really fun place that you get to go after you do things wrong a bunch of times in a row. You can’t bring all your drugs with you there, just your favorite ones, and even though the bad people tell you to stay in there the whole time, it’s widely known that you can come and go as you please. Right? No? More »

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »

Someone Should Tell Lindsay Lohan That Adderall Isn’t A Weight Loss Pill

Someone Should Tell Lindsay Lohan That Adderall Isn't A Weight Loss Pill

Another day, another Lindsay Lohan rehab story!  She’s been in rehab for what, a week?  Naturally we couldn’t go a full seven days without some genuine “insider” information.  Lohan is allegedly considering leaving Betty Ford because she’s not permitted to take Adderall while she’s there. You know, because it’s a rehab facility and Adderall is considered a drug.  Crazy! More »

Don’t Worry, Guys — Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

Don't Worry, Guys -- Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

With Lindsay Lohan finally nestled up all snug in her rehab bed, I bet you’d like to read some quotes from the last interview she gave before she went in there, right? It’ll probably be just chock full of honest regrets and statements from the heart, the kind of thing that will leave me with a grudging respect for her and everything she’s gone through to get to this point. Orrrrr not. More »