Everyone close your eyes for a second and bring to mind your favorite thing about Lindsay Lohan. Is it that she’s a compulsive liar who tells tall tales for absolutely no reason? Because if so, I’m about to make your day. More
Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan bragged about handling Whitney Houston‘s body bag. And no, my friends, that is not a Mad Lib. More
Happy birthday to Adam Sandler, a man whose name has overstayed its welcome in my memory palace. Once upon a time, the dude was a funny person whose work I liked, but now he’s just…still here. As are the rest of the celebrities on this list! More
Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon read a question from a fan saying that they’d challenged Linds to do it but she hadn’t responded. And at first Jimmy was like, “Well, she’s in London rehearsing for a play now.” But then he was like, “Never mind, she’s right here in the studio!” More
Oh, Lindsay Lohan. What are we going to do with you? Your whole life is just one awkward moment after another. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were on an all-embarrassment diet. Except you probably don’t even feel embarrassed about your life, do you? Which is why we have to feel all that embarrassment for you. Thanks a lot, Linds! More
Hey you, over there! Were you looking for proof that Lindsay Lohan has lost her goddamned mind? Because I think I just found some. More
I’m just experiencing a lot of Lindsay Lohan feels right now, guys. Don’t mind me. More
I think we can all agree that Lindsay Lohan’s “comeback” award is really just an adult version of the participation trophies we all won as kids for halfheartedly bunting a t-ball More
When Lindsay Lohan was cast in a live theater show a couple weeks ago, I think everyone realized what an insane, doomed plan that was. Except the director apparently, who’s getting quite the wake up call right about now.
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Yesterday was Lindsay Lohan’s 28th birthday, so she decided to really treat herself. While your birthday treats might involve buying a cupcake on your lunch break, Lindsay’s involved a brand new lawsuit. More
You might think growing up as a child star is responsible for turning her into such a mess, and that certainly must have contributed to it. But she also happens to have been created by a couple of monsters named Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan. More
You guys, Lindsay Lohan just got cast in a West End production of David Mamet’s play Speed The Plow, and I don’t know where to even start with this other than OH MY GOD THERE IS NO WAY LINDSAY LOHAN CAN DO LIVE THEATER. More
Even though it’s been months of silence since that list of every famous male that Lindsay Lohan‘s ever slept with leaked, I somehow knew we hadn’t heard the last of it. Enter Adam Levine, proud occupier of position #30 on said list. More
James Franco wrote a story about Lindsay Lohan stalking him at the Chateau Marmont, but even though her behavior is not okay, the fact that he wrote it at all makes him come off worse than she does. More