This is a movie about a girl who kills her daddy. So it would seem the title wasn’t just picked out of a hat. It is a bit misleading, though, since the girl doesn’t do the daddy-killing directly. She does, however, do it to the tune of the most literal soundtrack in Lifetime movie history. More
I spent most of the movie going “Ick, no,” which I’d say is a mark of success for a movie with this subject matter. And most importantly, Mr. Goldwyn was very good at being a creeper. More
If reincarnation exists, I’ve got my fingers crossed I don’t come back next time as a Lifetime movie baby, because in that case I’m definitely screwed. More
This week’s Lifetime movie had two completely separate personalities, and I couldn’t decide which one I was supposed to focus my attention on. One of those personalities was a pretty compelling family drama about dealing with grief. And the other one was the campy story of a creepy stalker who puts ladies’ toothbrushes in his mouth. More
Unfortunately, despite the TV-MA rating and the constant reminders that “viewer discretion is advised,” this movie was one of the least sexy things I’ve ever watched. The package of cheese crackers I ate while watching was more arousing. I’m guessing that it was rated MA simply because they use the word “panties” more than once. And I agree, that word should always come with a warning. More
Last night I watched Lifetime movie Petals on the Wind, and now I need an adult. More
Lifetime movies love to throw a twist at you. They love it almost as much as they love single moms, parking garages and the age 17. More
Last night Lifetime aired Return to Zero, a movie unlike anything I’ve ever watched on the network before, and I found it really refreshing. It would have been more fun to watch, and definitely more fun to write about, had it been a campfest full of twists and turns, but I have to give the network credit for showing something different. More
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Sometimes I watch a Lifetime movie and halfway through I figure out exactly where it’s going. And I of course feel extremely proud and mock Lifetime from my couch, probably through a mouthful of food, for being so transparent. But I really shouldn’t get so cocky, because other times a twist comes as a total shock to me even though it was pretty obvious looking back on it. More
Last night’s Lifetime movie A Daughter’s Nightmare wasn’t as entertaining as its predecessors A Mother’s Nightmare and A Sister’s Nightmare, but it kept my attention for the simple fact that I wanted to see how long it would take the characters to realize the movie’s huge creeper was just that — a huge creeper. More
I first started watching True Tori to get some background on why Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling. But now that I’ve seen the staged nonsense that was the first couple episodes, I’m gonna be watching every single one after that to try to figure out how much of it is real. More
The more I hear that Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling invented the cheating story to get a reality show, the more I believe it. Everything they put out there seems designed to lure in viewers, and this newest revelation — that Dean has a cocaine addiction — is no exception. More
Last night’s Lifetime movie Starving in Suburbia examined eating disorders. Because this is Lifetime, though, just looking at eating disorders wouldn’t cut it, so the movie also looked at the dangers of the Internet as it relates to eating disorders. And they also got an alliterative suburbia-related title in there, to make sure they have something to show on marathon days right after Sexting in Suburbia, although this one had a much more intense tone. That’s putting it rather lightly. More