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The new Lifetime movie The Surrogate premiered last night. Please tell me you were watching. If you were, we should all get together for a support group. Do Sunday evenings work for you guys? I’m flexible. Bring doughnuts. Everyone should just bring doughnuts. We’ll need them. More
You know all those Lifetime movies of the week with such ridiculously farfetched titles that you swear some prankster is making them up just to fuck with you? Ellen DeGeneres does, and thinks they are funny, so yesterday she incorporated them into a little game of “real Lifetime movie title or fake Lifetime movie title?” which she played with actor Cameron Mathison, who has actually been in Lifetime movies. More
I’m not a religious person, and I’ve never read the Bible cover to cover in one night like Dave on Gilmore Girls. But I know that I will never agree with or understand the Parable of the Prodigal Son. More
You guys, I think I might have witnessed the second coming of Jesus Christ in the new Lifetime movie Twist of Faith. Or at least that’s who Lifetime was trying to tell me he was. More
This weekend Lifetime aired the first of three new films premiering on the network this February in honor of Black History Month. The movie, titled Betty & Coretta, starred Angela Bassett and Mary J. Blige as Coretta Scott King and Betty Shabazz, the wives of civil rights leaders Martin Luther King, Jr., and Malcolm X, respectively. This is a good example of a story that’s worth telling being told by the wrong people. More
Is Lifetime pioneering a new form of television entertainment called “let’s reenact a real event you can just YouTube”? Will their next project be a reenactment of the 2011 Oscars, with different actors playing James Franco and Anne Hathaway, but never showing what drama went on behind-the-scenes? Actually, put a pin in that, Lifetime, I’d still watch it. More
Guys, I might have found my favorite Lifetime movie ever in this week’s In the Dark. After last weekend’s snoozefest An Amish Murder, it was great to see the network get back to what they do best: suspenseful thrillers about how evil men are. That’s the Lifetime I know! More
Not to be outdone by TLC or Discovery, the network premiered An Amish Murder last night. It was based on a book titled Sworn to Silence. Even a melodramatic title like that wasn’t good enough for Lifetime. Since the movie’s IMDB page still calls it Sworn to Silence, I know I’m guessing it was a last-minute change to pick up on the Amish trend. More
Willed to Kill‘s heroine is a female police detective named Karyn (Sarah Jane Morris) who has a reputation as the lady who shoots suspects. Combine this bad reputation with Karyn’s penchant for Carrie Matheson-esque cork board collages, and I’m surprised the men weren’t all like, “Watch out, the lady cop’s on her period!” More
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There’s nothing trendier than the Amish right now. From your closet to your kitchen, there’s no harm in sprinkling a little more Amish into your life. Need a finishing touch for your outfit? How about a bonnet! Looking to add a little pizzazz into your dinner? How about cooking it over a wood stove! Craving a hit show for your network’s line-up? Cast a few Amish folk! More
One great way to help myself and everyone else understand the fiscal cliff is to relate it to pop culture . Today I thought to myself, “If I were casting On the Edge: The Fiscal Cliff Story, who would be in it? More
In prison, the only clues for the audience as to how long Sarah’s been incarcerated are the length of her hair and the occasional mention of it in conversation. Otherwise, she looks exactly the same as the first time we saw her. More
This week the network gave us another glimpse into the life of Santa Claus and his wife, casting Cheers alums George Wendt and Shelley Long as the yuletide couple. But wait… I thought Will Sasso and Mira Sorvino were Mr. and Mrs. Claus. What’s going on, Lifetime?! Make up your minds! More
The network continued their trend of retelling existing plots in a Christmas setting, but this time they went artsy and drew inspiration from multiple-timeline stories like Run Lola Run and Sliding Doors. Not to mention the reference to All About Eve, which was made before alternate timelines were cool, but still warrants a mention. More
